Athletes aren't the only ones doping....

[Abraham Smashington]

http://gizmodo.com/5042978/pro-gamers-are-doping-too

I noticed that you made a mention about people claiming they were better after having a bong or two. That's true. I've seen a number of players at national tournaments who came in "baked" (that's stoned for the uninformed) purely so they could play better. In most cases they did, although obviously they couldn't just pull out another joint midway through.

I can attest to this.

I also like to shoot horse tranqs into my urethra before I play some Barbie Horse Adventures. It makes it more authentic and I can make those fucking equines my bitch.