Question of the Day

[B_Metal]

I have three kids, I could go nutless in a heartbeat. ALL THE EASY WAYS OUT RERB

[Abraham Smashington]

that is an acceptable rebuttal.

[BillyG]

Update: all 17 are hooked together and if you remove one, all of them die. NO EASY WAY OUT BILLY AND JERSH.

So I get to remain kid free? SUPER WAY OUT

[B_Metal]

Billy & Jersh NUTLESS BROFIST!!!!

[Abraham Smashington]

Correct me if I'm wrong (and I probably am) if you had no testicles wouldn't that mean you wouldn't produce testosterone?

[B_Metal]

TRT homie. Google that shit.

[Timothy225]

No matter what you choose, the crotch itch will be most profound.

[PHEDG]

17 (why did you choose an odd number?) super sensitive appendages hanging from your body would increase the likelihood of accidental or inadvertent pain. One big one would be a lot easier to protect, I'd imagine.

[Anderson]

1 coconut sized testicle. That way I could make money off of fetish porn. The fetish would involve me beating the shit out of teenage runaways with my giant testicle.

Money in the bank.

[Timothy225]

Troy Anderson is.... BALL BREAKER!

[gravedigger]

17. I think it would be easier to find a comfortable sitting position and also more pants options.

[BillyG]

You know how much peanut butter you could spread across 17 balls?

[Abraham Smashington]

haha yessss

[Matt]

One giant ball would be dangerous. I wouldn't want to break her nose.

[Anderson]

One giant ball would be dangerous. I wouldn't want to break her nose.

You can always lean against it like a pivot.