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Being a ghost would suck after the first few hauntings. As a vampire you could do so much more. And on the S.O. thing? Yeah, totes up to her.
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"Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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NOPE. YOU WILL LOOK LIKE LESTAT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.Originally posted by Matt View Post"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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That's silly, vampires can change clothes. DUH!!Originally posted by Buffington Headcheese View Post"Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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probably ghost 'cause I'd fuckin' die here if I were a vampire
anywhere else though vampire all the way"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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Please specify: 15 years ago or right now?Originally posted by B_Metal View PostBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONComment
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I'd say vapire, for you can get pussy, but first question: does your definition of vampires sparkle? If so, that's FUCK NO.Originally posted by Buffington Headcheese View PostBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONComment
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Re-read the thread. If you can't put it together go with the one that makes you most horny.Originally posted by Martin View Post
"Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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AND I AM VERY HORNYBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONComment
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Congrats."Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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Would you rather live in isolation OR face your biggest fear once a month?
Fuck, this is a tough one. Considering my fears (spiders, drowning, fuckbots gone murderous) I'm not quite sure how to answer it. If the isolation is just "no people" but I have access to the net/media then I may pick that one. If not, then I guess I need to get ready to be attacked by spiders while swimming with a murderous fuckbot."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Isolation, especially if my fears had to manifest as a surprise."Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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ooh. I never thought of the surprise bit. I figured I'd have a meeting in my Outlook calendar that said "Attacked by murderous spiders - all day event""Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Same as Jake. Dying unexpectedly every month would really put a damper on my social life.Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy
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