Question of the Day

[Anderson]

You got married.

I'm actually fine with how I dress now. I reject the premise of your question, sir.

Now, if we're talking sizes....

It was like that before I got married. It just went way more laid back.

[Ingrid]

Would you rather dress only in styles famous 15 years ago OR would rather only dress the way you did when you were 15?

Either way, it was the same style, since I'm 30 this year. But I could deal with what I wore then: bootcut Jncos, fitted t-shirts, Birkenstock clogs. Yeah, I'm good with that.

[B_Metal]

Oh yeah totes forgot about the collection of wrestling shirts I had about 95-97. Shameful Era of Flexploitation.

[Abraham Smashington]

hahaha yessss

[B_Metal]

Jeans, tactical boots, Austin 3:16 tee, bad attitude. Jr. College pussy magnet.

[Abraham Smashington]

Would you rather: Be a vampire who can turn into a bat OR Be a ghost that can only possess appliances?

I'd totes be a ghost. why? A: I wouldn't have to kill people to suck their blood. 2: I wouldn't be associated with True Blood or Twilight. Z: I could possess a hot lady's vibrator.

[BillyG]

I dunno, a vampire would be pretty cool. I mean you basically could live forever. Traveling long distances would be a pain, but you'd still get to enjoy tons of shit. A ghost? You'd be unlucky and end up stuck haunting some strip mall or some shit.

[Abraham Smashington]

A strip mall could be fun. Possess a blood pressure machine and freak out old people. I don't think I'd want to live forever.

[Matt]

Vampires get laid. There's my answer.

[Abraham Smashington]

Side question: Those of you who would be vampire, would you turn your S.O. into one so they could live forever as well?

[Matt]

If she wanted it, yes.

[Captain Russ]

Side question: Those of you who would be vampire, would you turn your S.O. into one so they could live forever as well?

No.

She'd grow tired of me running through the house yelling "IMMAVAMPIYAH IMMAVAMPIYAH."

Hell, I'd probably end up getting staked in my sleep. And I'd deserve it.

[BillyG]

Side question: Those of you who would be vampire, would you turn your S.O. into one so they could live forever as well?

Sure. I mean why not, if we are gonna live forever that's fine. Doesn't mean we are going to live forever together. I think after that first century the shine would rub off.

[Timothy225]

Vampires get laid. There's my answer.

Pretty much on the same wavelength. All it took for me, as a kid, was all the hot chicks Christopher Lee got to give hickies to in those Hammer films.

Side question: Those of you who would be vampire, would you turn your S.O. into one so they could live forever as well?

If she wanted it, yes.

Also this.

Besides, if you were a ghost, you'd constantly be hassled by all those ghost hunter assholes on TV. You're already dead, you really need that shit?

[Matt]

None of that fey goth clothing shit for this vampire either.