Happy Halloween!

[IggytheBorg]

Fairy Tales are fun Tim, but what really is going to happen is:

A) "Oh, did I text you? I didn't even realize. I was slightly sloppy drunk and really needing some because I was missing my ex and I guess I sent you a text. Sorry Jake, you're awesome, but I couldn't lose you as a friend."

B) "Oh Jake this is my new beau. Oh you were interested? Sorry, I figured after being blown off after sending you sexy Halloween pix you weren't interested in these long legs wrapped around your head."

Then we begin an "Ever since Jake dropped the ball" thread.

QFFuckingT

[Timothy225]

I must respectfully disagree with ya, Billdozer. I have every confidence that Jake will make that St. Pauli girl his, if he so chooses. Whatever you do, Jake, do NOT remove that photo from your phone - it will come in handy, and SOON.

[V]

I must respectfully disagree with ya, Billdozer. I have every confidence that Jake will make that St. Pauli girl his, if he so chooses. Whatever you do, Jake, do NOT remove that photo from your phone - it will come in handy, and SOON.

For purposes of teary eyed, regretful fapping...

[Nathan]

For purposes of teary eyed, regretful fapping...

Is there any other kind?

[Timothy225]

Well, only one way for us to know who's right... Jake? Where are ya, boy?

[Chris Miller]

Jake, next time call drunky a cab/ambulance. Unless you were the one that got her that shitty, not your responsibility. Also, if she wrecked your chance to get with stockings, she now owes you the freakiest of the freaky deaky. Whether you want it or not.

[V]

Jake, next time call drunky a cab/ambulance. Unless you were the one that got her that shitty, not your responsibility. Also, if she wrecked your chance to get with stockings, she now owes you the freakiest of the freaky deaky. Whether you want it or not.

WERD...

[PHEDG]

yah Wonder Woman and Cowgirl looked a little cold last night at Walmart.

[Shit Dickface]

Zebra chick ain't Discotits. That's Erica, who hosted the party.

[V]

'Discotits' is still the best fucking name ever!

If it could fit on a vanity license plate here in PA, I'd fucking get it.

[Lisa]

I'm with Tim (and I think Rerb had agreed somewhere earlier). But get in touch with her FAST, Jake, and let her know you still want to go out. Don't let it cool off.

Plus, and take this from a woman - if you let her know you had two friends who you needed to make sure got home safely? Hooooney, that is CATNIP to women, my friend. A sweet guy who makes sure his friends remain unharmed. You dont' have to necessarily say they were female friends, but you get the idea.

However, you do have to draw the line somewhere, too - hasn't that been twice now you've had to babysit the drunk chick contingent? I do agree with Billy and Vin in one respect - don't get into the habit of not going out with cute chicks because your friends are drunk. You did it a couple of times now, and that's plenty. Time for you to get on with things.

[BillyG]

I do agree with Billy and Vin in one respect - don't get into the habit of not going out with cute chicks because your friends are drunk. You did it a couple of times now, and that's plenty. Time for you to get on with things.

See, this is my issue. Twice is a habit, three would be an addiction. Nip it in the bud.

[V]

Jake... how you deal with your friends is your business, and I won't tell you what you should do.

But noble as you were, seeing to their safety and all... only does one thing. It makes them take you for granted.

"I can get panty-dropping drunk, and Jake will look after me!"
"I can drive six guys into a sexual frenzy from my drunken grinding, but Jake's got my back!"

Don't be that guy, Jake. They need to look after themselves, and part of that is knowing when to stop drinking and figure out how to get home.

If you continue to act like their safety net, then that's all you'll ever be.

*climbs down from soapbox*

[Lisa]

Yes, Vin is right on that one, too. I mean, be a gentleman and see them home safely once or twice. But don't let them take advantage of you and make it a habit. There should be 'nun' of that...



HABIT!!! NUN!!! GET IT???

[Timothy225]

From William and Vin cometh wisdom. Lay down the law to your buddies that you're not going to have their backs next time, as you have your own shit to do. Matter of fact, hold off on hanging/partying with 'em for awhile, so you can pursue Naked Lust From Sinful Sweden or another fetching femme fatale.

Drunk friends are the biggest buzzkill when you're looking for love. Don't want 'em hurling on your would-be sweetie-poo. Kills the mood.