Kids in commercials

[Anderson]

I hate kids in commercials. They're all like they like this snack food or this brand of clothing.

I want to smack them.

No kids gives that much of a shit over Pizza Rolls. I want realism, damn it. I want kids that don't want to be on camera. I want kids that pick their nose and eat it.

[BillyG]

The worst were the old Sunny Delight commercials. You know what mom, if you gave me a fucking liter of Sunny Delight after I just came in from playing football or basketball and was all hot and sweaty I would fucking vomit.

[Ed Hocken]

Kids in commercials get you angry? Seriously? You're giving a shit about this?

[Anderson]

Kids in commercials get you angry? Seriously? You're giving a shit about this?

There's this one kid in a Pizza Rolls commercial. He's so smug. I want to knock that smirk off of his face.

[Abraham Smashington]

There's this one kid in a Pizza Rolls commercial. He's so smug. I want to knock that smirk off of his face.

I must now see this commercial.

[V]

I've seen it.

It simultaneously sucks and blows.

Here's the plot.

"Wow! We're the kids of the 21st Century! We act like adults... because we basically are adults! Granted, we have less developed genitalia... but it does not stop us from procuring way too many sexual liasons on Facebook™!

We're adults because we have to be! Why? Because YOU can't do your jobs as parents!

We eat pizza rolls because you're off pursuing the almighty dollar and cannot be bothered to cook us a proper meal! The future is proper fucked... thanks to you, you assed-up children of 'Boomers'!"

[BillyG]

Some of us preferred pizza rolls to our mother's cooking!

[Nathan]

The Sucrets commercial. Or was it some other sore throat remedy? Whatever. You remember it. "It'll hurt if I swallow....." I still want to murder that little shit. STOP WHINING! STOP IT!

[Timothy225]

Hidden Valley commercials, with kids orgasmically digging into veggies. I know kids are eating healthy in that commercial, but it just seems... wrong.

[Abraham Smashington]

Some of us preferred pizza rolls when doing copious amounts of drugs

Totally.

[Captain Russ]

This begins and ends with those fucking Welch's Grape Juice kids...

[Abraham Smashington]

Oh god. That little fuck that played Spanky in the Little Rascals movie....I WANTED TO PUNCH THAT KID SO HARD HIS FACE WOULD EXPLODE.

[Ed Hocken]

People still eat pizza rolls?

Seriously? Why not talk about nearly having a stroke when Joe Don Baker had to deal with that kid in Mitchell?

[BillyG]

I love pizza rolls. Nothing better for a Saturday afternoon when you are slightly hungover and have no desire to put effort into as much as a sammich.

[Abraham Smashington]

*brofist*