The Fifth Element: you're all insane

[Abraham Smashington]

Oh shit, link? I don't want to have to go through like 29 pages.

[Howard]

You can't use the search function? I know, the viruses are keeping you from that thread. <eg>

[Ed Hocken]

I tried, it's somewhere in there.

[gravedigger]

What in the name of Bruno is going on in here? The Fifth Element is great fun! Judas hates life.

also, any "Worst movies of all time" list is not complete without Crash (Haggis edition). That is truly the worst movie I've ever had the misfortune of seeing. Ugh. I get angry just thinking about it. Fuck that movie.

[PHEDG]

Goddamn Jeffrey. That is gold. We'll have to have you out soon so I can make you some dinner again. That is glorious.

thanks, fyi i know you don't really have scurvy, the appearance of your teeth is mainly due to transforming and color matching

[Captain Russ]

What in the name of Bruno is going on in here? The Fifth Element is great fun! Judas hates life.

also, any "Worst movies of all time" list is not complete without Crash (Haggis edition). That is truly the worst movie I've ever had the misfortune of seeing. Ugh. I get angry just thinking about it. Fuck that movie.

At least Jennifer had her Espositos out.

I'll be over here, punching up the latest draft of Big Momma's House 3.

[Matt]

Fuck ME...you're gonna do Fifth Element mock-ups of all of us? I can only guess which horrid thing you're gonna put my head on.

By the way, the 'judas is the 6th element' tag is glorious.

[Ed Hocken]

This whole thing is about as nuts as the time I heard someone say UP! was the worst pixar movie. Unfortunately, this was over the internet so I could not yell at them.

[Ari]

By the way, the 'judas is the 6th element' tag is glorious.

You're welcome!

[Martin]

Concerning this movie, Judas is sadly....

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The movie is mindless fun,. from start to finish. How fun? Enough to make Chris Tucker tolerable. That's a quality proof right there.

[Ed Hocken]

Martin may have a bias. He's frenchy and all.

[Matt]

Concerning this movie, Judas is sadly....

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The movie is mindless fun,. from start to finish. How fun? Enough to make Chris Tucker tolerable. That's a quality proof right there.

You haven't really made it in the world until you've been slammed with a Martin WRONNNGG!!! pic. Thanks, bro

[Martin]

Martin may have a bias. He's frenchy and all.

French-Canadian. As " We don't typically like the French".

Mind you, they have excellent comedies, the New Wave was awesome, but their scifi is average at best, like here, and they only started to blossom horror-wise. Besson is either hit or miss. It's a hit here.

[Matt]

and Martin, it's ok. I always knew that you were INSANE.

[Ed Hocken]

This is true, French-Canadians and the French do not get along. But yes, Besson is very much hit or miss.