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  • #61
    118. "Directed by Stuart Gordon."
    "The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - Anonymous

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    • #62
      119. Body horror.
      120. Gene "heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's electric" Hackman.
      121. Blaring klaxons.
      122. Darkened corridors.
      123. A scene where the heroes take a moment to reflect prior to battle.
      "The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - Anonymous

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      • #63
        124. Dirty scummy herpes sidewalk infested 1970s New York

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        • #64
          125. Main character fighting guys one on one while 38 of their closest crime buddies wait their turn to battle.
          "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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          • #65
            126. The Rick Baker transformation scene where Wilford Brimley turns into Cookie Monster after one too many cookies...
            Originally posted by Ari
            The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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            • #66
              127. A terrific "just before shit gets real" speech. Think Braveheart, Return of the King, Henry V, 300, etc.

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              • #67
                128. "Samuel L. Bronkowitz presents"
                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                • #68
                  129. Gene Hackman.
                  Me quick one want slow

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                  • #69
                    130. A scene where someone marks the locations of important events on a huge map, pauses for a moment, then connects the dots to find they form either an arrow or ominous shape of some kind (subsequent awestruck pause and panic laden phone call optional.)
                    "The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - Anonymous

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                    • #70
                      131. THE PORTMAN's smile (the only decent parts of the prequels)
                      Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                      Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                      John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                      Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                      Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Ari View Post
                        131. THE PORTMAN's smile (the only decent parts of the prequels)
                        Not to derail, but The Neeson was more than decent... by definition.
                        "The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - Anonymous

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                        • #72
                          132. Apparently WillSmiff
                          "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by B_Metal View Post
                            132. Apparently WillSmiff
                            ah hell nah.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                            Originally posted by gravedigger
                            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by Bobby Bear View Post
                              Not to derail, but The Neeson was more than decent... by definition.
                              Agreed, good sir.
                              Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                              Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                              Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                              Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                              • #75
                                133. Superimposed Map Sequence. You know it when you see it. Grand and sweeping music thunders as the lines move across the globe, either establishing the relocation of the central badass (or team of badasses) to a new locale, or signaling the catastrophic spread of the central threat.

                                Examples include: Indiana Fucking Jones, The Rockafuckingteer
                                Me quick one want slow

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