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  • Regarding Cereal

    I love cereal. I've said it before, but it was a core element of my university diet. Though this has been dialed back a little post-graduation, my love for it remains undiminished. Morning, noon, or night.

    Rob Gordon-Style Top 5 Cereals:

    1.) Special K.


    Smooth and versatile. Always a winner.

    2.) Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes.


    A little too crunchy and sharp for all occasions (sensitive teeth) but otherwise a slam-dunk for a nut lover.

    3.) Optivita Raisin Oat Crisp.


    Too many "healthy choice" cereals come on like soggy cardboard; Optivita publicly humiliates such cereals with its almost vulgar display of deliciousness and nutrition. Bonus points for boasting Ray "Hard As Balls" Winstone in the ads.

    4.) Cheerios



    A nasty tendency to become disgusting when even slightly flat costs it a place or two. A not too sweet alternative to the healthier options on offer.

    5.) Rice Krispies



    The Last Starfighter of cereals; that rare object of nostalgia that still holds up today. Perfect for a light snack and hands-down the easiest to go back for more of.
    "The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - Anonymous

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    Dude, how could Cap'n Crunch Crunch Berries not crack the list?!
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

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    • #3
      Fuck yeah. Crunch Berries and freaking Cookie Crisp.
      "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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      • #4
        Also, the vanilla almond Special K is the shit.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Rob View Post
          Dude, how could Cap'n Crunch Crunch Berries not crack the list?!
          Firstly, geography didn't do the Captain any favours. Seriously limited exposure. That and, if memory serves, they just kinda taste like these...



          ... which are alright, but unworthy of charting.
          "The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - Anonymous

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          • #6
            I SEE NO BERRIES ON THAT BOX.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #7
              Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch Peanut Butter, Cookie Crisp, Frosted Flakes, and Honey Nut Cheerios are my top picks.
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              • #8
                *drools* LOVE LOVE LOVE almonds. LOVE IT!
                "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                • #9
                  Raisin Bran Crunch = GODLY
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • #10
                    Raisin Bran Crunch sounds a lot like Optivita. This can only be a good thing.
                    "The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - Anonymous

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                    • #11
                      Where the hell is the love for Cinnamon Toast Crunch! That cinnamony powder is cocaine of the cereal world!

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                      • #12
                        I secretly love cereal even though it's terrible for you, nutritionally speaking.
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                        • #13
                          Kashi Go Lean Crunch!
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                          Originally posted by gravedigger
                          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                          • #14
                            Communist.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #15
                              Cereal - where childhood obesity begins. My only cereal weakness? Corn Pops. Gotta have 'em.
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                              - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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