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    • #17
      Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
      True. I don't suck cock... that much.
      repaired...

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      • #18
        What was that? I couldn't hear you over the grunting noises you made typing that out...
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #19
          Originally posted by PHEDG View Post
          Correct, that is the width and length of your wang.
          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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          • #20
            Even if my penis was that length and width, I can still rock Lesley's world. So, yeah. No snappage has occurred.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
              What was that? I couldn't hear you over the grunting noises you made typing that out...
              Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
              Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
              POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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              • #22
                Fej deserves the credit and I'm giving it to him.

                Deal with it
                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                • #23
                  Fej deserves nothing. NOTHING.
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • #24
                    Horseshit on all counts.

                    And speaking of Santa books.

                    I can't be the only one to have encountered Dean Koontz's children's book "Santa's Twin".
                    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
                      Fej deserves nothing. NOTHING.
                      Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                      Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                      POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                      • #26
                        Nate gets it.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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