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  • #16
    Oh man!

    Somehow, you could have envisioned Chris Farley doing that. Hell, he probably did.
    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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    • #17
      That was the same event where a buddy passed out hugging my toilet, and wouldn't fucking wake up or move, and I really had to piss. Lucky for me, there was about a 6 inch gap between his face and the seat. Also, lucky for him, while horrible hungover, my aim was still pretty good. Unlucky for him, pretty sure there was some splashback.
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      • #18
        Never could drink Southern Comfort. I'm sorry, but it tastes exactly like cough medicine.
        Originally posted by Martin
        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
        Originally posted by gravedigger
        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
        Originally posted by Martin
        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Matt View Post
          Never could drink Southern Comfort. I'm sorry, but it tastes exactly like cough medicine.
          Yes, yes it does. A guy we hung out with introduced it to us when we were 16, and my group of friends drank it like it was the only booze in existence for 3 or 4 years. Those were dark, dark days.
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          • #20
            Goldschlager? Peach schnapps? Southern Comfort? Were you guys drinking this stuff to wash the taste of some other dude's load out of your mouths what the fuck
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            • #21
              Originally posted by Vault Vanderhuge View Post
              Goldschlager? Peach schnapps? Southern Comfort? Were you guys drinking this stuff to wash the taste of some other dude's load out of your mouths what the fuck
              HEY!


              I never drank peach schnapps.
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              • #22
                Peach Schnapps was strictly a high school thing. A buddy of mine scored a bottle of it when we were in 10th or 11th grade, and a bunch of us pounded it (Hey! It's alcohol!!!) over the course of an evening and got really, REALLY sick...I'm talking projectile vomiting at the olympic level. I haven't been able to drink it since.

                SoCo and Goldschlager were college drinks. Some people liked 'em but I didn't.
                Originally posted by Martin
                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                Originally posted by gravedigger
                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                Originally posted by Martin
                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                • #23
                  When my friends little brother turned 17, he looked to us for booze advice. We recommended mixing Peach Schnapps with Baileys. I can't remember what this was revenge for, but it worked.
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                  • #24
                    Ugh, I think Peach Schnaps was the first drink I ever had. I was like 14, and it was at my cousin's place. Icky.

                    Chicken and rice used to be ruined for me. Just a big pot of boiled chicken and white rice, then salt and peppered. So damn bland and easy, and my mom still cooks it all the time. I've gotten it changed a bit, adding some spices (crushed red pepper makes a difference), but fuck we ate it so much.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by BillyG View Post
                      Ugh, I think Peach Schnaps was the first drink I ever had. I was like 14, and it was at my cousin's place. Icky.

                      Chicken and rice used to be ruined for me. Just a big pot of boiled chicken and white rice, then salt and peppered. So damn bland and easy, and my mom still cooks it all the time. I've gotten it changed a bit, adding some spices (crushed red pepper makes a difference), but fuck we ate it so much.
                      The recipe on the Campbells Cream of Chicken soup for chicken and rice isn't bad though.
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Chris Miller View Post
                        When my friends little brother turned 17, he looked to us for booze advice. We recommended mixing Peach Schnapps with Baileys. I can't remember what this was revenge for, but it worked.
                        I can't believe that you didn't give him the ingredients for a Prairie Fire.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                        Originally posted by gravedigger
                        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Matt View Post
                          I can't believe that you didn't give him the ingredients for a Prairie Fire.
                          I saved shit like that for my college/bartending years.
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Chris Miller View Post
                            I saved shit like that for my college/bartending years.


                            Ah yes...
                            The Prairie Fire
                            The Sweaty Buffalo
                            The Brain
                            The Dead Nazi
                            The Cement Mixer

                            Come here, pledge. Drink this. NOW!

                            Good memories.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                            Originally posted by gravedigger
                            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Vault Vanderhuge View Post
                              Goldschlager? Peach schnapps? Southern Comfort? Were you guys drinking this stuff to wash the taste of some other dude's load out of your mouths what the fuck
                              Don't I wish.......uhhhhh
                              "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Matt View Post

                                Ah yes...
                                The Prairie Fire
                                The Sweaty Buffalo
                                The Brain
                                The Dead Nazi
                                The Cement Mixer

                                Come here, pledge. Drink this. NOW!

                                Good memories.
                                See also "Dead Mexican's Ass". Tequila and Milk. This was discovered while playing a game we invented called Puketionary. The rules were, if noone guessed what you were drawing, you had to drink something that started with the letter of what you were drawing. Of course, my asshole roommates just could not figure out I was drawing a fucking duck.
                                "DO. DO lots of cocaine. DO."
                                - Relationship Guru Matt.

                                Check out my music, if you please:
                                http://soundcloud.com/musicisgreen
                                http://cmillermusic.tumblr.com/

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