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  • #31
    What I'm trying to say is that maybe we're all getting Punk'D by the doctor. In the most fucked up way possible.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #32
      Nah. Not enough OMGHITLERISDRIVING for that feeling to be conveyed.

      Too much serious sam scenery and shock cuts.

      It almost plays like a Frank Cross-financed commercial.
      Me quick one want slow

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      • #33
        Here's one to ponder... what if this film actually turns out to be GOOD? As in, fully endorsed by the Simon Wiesenthal Center as an accurate historical portrayal of the horrors of the concentration camps and the Holocaust in general? A film that might stun an entire generation, leading to several Oscars, all of which Dr. Boll dedicates to the memories six million Jews who died?

        Nahhhhh!

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        • #34
          Holy fuck, I know that's all in jest, but A MAN CAN DREAM.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #35
            Well... he could dedicate his Oscarâ„¢ to the 6 million he's planning to kill... unstable National Socialist fuckstick.

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            • #36
              No Boll hating in this thread.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #37
                Did you make it all the way through Fart Cry?
                Me quick one want slow

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                • #38
                  Heck yes. It took alot of beer, but I did it. Was better than House of the Dead (unless Clint Howard was on screen or Jurgen)
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • #39
                    Don't fucking joke with me now.

                    Better than Haus auf Sie Toten? Fuckin' A.
                    Me quick one want slow

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                    • #40
                      I thought so. House of the Dead is just boring.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #41
                        I wanted to RAM BEARS with the lead shitty actress.

                        And come on, the inter-spliced videogame screenshots was the height of gloriously terrible German director absurdity.
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • #42
                          Oh for sure, but at least Far Cry had some "decent" action in it. And by "decent" I mean bad and by bad I mean entertaining.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #43
                            Imma check it out.

                            Hell, I still have Bloodrayne on my queueueueuelololololol.

                            I am shame.
                            Me quick one want slow

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                            • #44
                              Boll is mildly entertaining, but he deserves the hatred, and he takes it like a man. Those deserving of more hatred are his financial backers.

                              And Alone in the Dark wasn't even fun on any level, even drunk.
                              BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                              • #45
                                Alone in the Dark was hilarious due to Christian's overacting and Tara's underacting.
                                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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