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  • #16
    Alice in Wonderland.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Jobe View Post
      THE RELIC.

      FUCKING RAGE. RAGE at what was done to this awesome book. RAGE.
      Originally posted by Martin
      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
      Originally posted by gravedigger
      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
      Originally posted by Martin
      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Ari View Post
        2007: Damn, this year sucked. I saw 30 Days of Night, Ghostrider, Halloween, AVP 2, I am Legend, and Shrek 3. I think 30 Days of Night wins for this year.

        2008: Indy and the Crystal skull wins, hands down. Hancock, The Happening, and Jumper are all runners up, but Indy just breaks my heart.

        As for past years that I can remember: Halloween 6, The Lost World, Batman Forever and Batman & Robin, Undercover Brother, LXG, Planet of the Apes, TMNT3, and I'm sure there are plenty more I'm forgetting.
        Not the worst movies to see in the theater by any stretch of the imagination. Undercover Brother, in particular, I will admit to being surprised to see on your list. I will tolerate no ill speaking of Undercover Brother.

        Truely awful movies? Pure Luck. Don Juan DeMarco. Nixon. (Oliver Stone's flick)
        We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
        - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #19
          Godzilla 2000...

          but not that the movie sucked. It don't.

          It pissed me off because it came out on disc a month after I saw it.

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          • #20
            Yeah, I saw The Relic as well.

            Also, Species 2.
            Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

            Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
            John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

            Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

            Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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            • #21
              Remembered more:
              'Shrek'
              'Shrek 2'

              Thankfully I got to miss the third one. RAGE.
              Originally posted by Martin
              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
              Originally posted by gravedigger
              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
              Originally posted by Martin
              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Matt View Post
                FUCKING RAGE. RAGE at what was done to this awesome book. RAGE.

                THAT. That book kicked so much ass. The movie was just pure ass.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #23
                  ID4. God I was a stupid kid.

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                  • #24
                    VALENTINE'S DAY.

                    Fin.
                    XBL/PSN/Steam Gamertag - CalgaryRonin

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                    • #25
                      ID4 = GREAT

                      Saw that shit like 10 times in the theater.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #26
                        I forgot about the American Godzilla.

                        And Howard, I came so close to walking out of Undercover Brother. That film is easily in my top 5 worst pieces of crap I've ever paid to see.
                        Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                        Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                        John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                        Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                        Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Ari View Post
                          That film is easily in my top 5 most underappreciated comedy movies ever produced in America.
                          Fixed. Ari, Ari, Ari. You're scaring me. Don't make me go Kurt Russell and demand a blood test.
                          We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                          - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                          • #28
                            Maximum Risk (Van Damme...)
                            The Quest (Van Damme...)
                            Speed 2: Cruise Control aka the movie that made me puke in the theater.
                            Species 1 and 2
                            The Relic
                            Indiana Bitch and the Crystal Cunt
                            Volcano
                            Shrek 2

                            and the winner:

                            FREDDIE GOT FINGERED


                            And if Avatar the worst movie you saw, you haven't seen enough movies yet.
                            BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                            • #29
                              What I don't get is ID4 and Shrek hate.
                              The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                              • #30
                                Species was one of the movies that I got to see with my dad in the theater that involved me with a giant boner and feeling very awkward the whole time. Just like True Lies.
                                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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