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  • #31
    Re: Bad TV Appreciation Thread

    Seriously, either I smoked way too much weed in highschool or I played outside too much, but half of the shit you come up with is fucking random.
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    • #32
      Originally posted by Rob View Post
      Oh Lark.

      True story: for years I thought she was the black sister of Jason Vorhees.
      Originally posted by Ari View Post
      Then you watched Jason goes to Hell and your dreams blew the fuck up.
      Originally posted by Rob View Post
      I felt awake for the first time after that.
      Originally posted by Ari View Post
      I was like life was a lie. A big, fat, moist lie.

      Although I wouldn't mind putting my wiggly demon inside Lark, if you know what I mean!
      Originally posted by Rob View Post
      If by wiggly demon you mean your penis, then I do believe I get the cut of your jib good sir!
      Originally posted by Ari View Post
      If by penis you mean my kosher wozzle hog, then you would be correct, my good man!
      Haha, trolling the bot list and this thread popped up and that little derail made me laugh.
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      • #33
        I don't know if it qualifies as bad TV but it's definitely a guilty pleasure. Anyone ever watch TruTV (used to be Court TV)? It's the channel where they show cop shows all the time and those World's Most Dangerous *insert flavor of the week here* shows. Man, I can get hooked into a 3 hour marathon no problem. It's amazing how dumb people are when it comes to cops. Hello. First place a cop is going to check is your shoes. Don't stash anything there retard.
        We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
        - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #34
          I've gotta use "kosher wozzle hog" more.

          And I agree with the TruTV statement. I can easily get hooked on that shit.
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          • #35
            I constantly watch TLC with my wife...my guilty pleasure, watching Stacy London on "What not to Wear"...
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            • #36
              I've heard that she is a total bitch. She and the other guy on the show can't stand each other.
              If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.

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              • #37
                I enjoy watching Heroes. Nothing quite like a weekly scheduled train wreck.
                The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                • #38
                  I watch Food Network....NON STOP. The only time I willingly change the channel is when Food Network Challenge, Sandra Lee, Unwrapped, or Emeril is on. It's a goddamn sickness.
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Rob View Post
                    The only time I willingly change the channel is when...Sandra Lee.... is on. It's a goddamn sickness.
                    It's time for a cocktail!!
                    If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.

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                    • #40
                      Jim Gaffigan said watching the Food Network while hungry is akin to watching porn.
                      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                      • #41
                        Or stoned. He is totally right.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • #42
                          Sandra Lee is whick whick whack....Food Network Challenge is usually cool...and Lesley is right Stacy is a bit of a bitch but that makes it interesting.
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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Rob View Post
                            I watch Food Network....NON STOP. The only time I willingly change the channel is when Food Network Challenge, Sandra Lee, Unwrapped, or Emeril is on. It's a goddamn sickness.
                            Is it sad that I take huge amounts of joy from Bobby Flay having his ass handed to him every single "throw down?" Sooo funny. Every episode should end with the other person winning then a close up on Bobby with a "WAAH WAAH WAAAAAAAH" track on it.
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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Ari View Post
                              Ok guys, does anyone remember this autrocity?

                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRLYJHUeoFE

                              Why did this ever exist? And why did I love it so much as a kid?
                              You were a big Brandon Call fan.
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Lesley View Post
                                I've heard that she is a total bitch. She and the other guy on the show can't stand each other.
                                Interesting to hear. I must say that they fake it well.

                                My wife LIVES AND BREATHES for this fucking show and 'Clean House'. She's constantly turning these fucking things on and screaming for me to COME QUICK because I have to see something.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                                Originally posted by gravedigger
                                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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