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  • If any one can look like Shipwreck and be awesome at it, it would be THE FAHEY™.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • I think we need to have an intervention for Matt's anti fun addiction.
      "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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      • Originally posted by Buffington Headcheese View Post
        If any one can look like Shipwreck and be awesome at it, it would be THE FAHEY™.
        I'll grant you that.
        Originally posted by Martin
        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
        Originally posted by gravedigger
        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
        Originally posted by Martin
        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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        • I just Fahey to swing come in with a giant anchor tattoo and an cussing parrot.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • and a rocket powered ship-sled that travels on land.
            and a gilled girlfriend.
            and gets to go on every frickin' mission.
            Originally posted by Martin
            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
            Originally posted by gravedigger
            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
            Originally posted by Martin
            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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            • If that's all true, awesome. I honestly don't remember shit from the cartoon. I just liked the toys.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • Originally posted by Buffington Headcheese View Post
                If any one can look like Shipwreck and be awesome at it, it would be THE FAHEY™.
                Kurt Russell

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                • Rob you need to describe that better Matt wasn't allowed toys as a child.
                  "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                  • Keep it up, Josh.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                    Originally posted by gravedigger
                    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                    • I don't share the hatred nor the love of Shipwreck, I just want to see Snake Eyes be effortlessly awesome again on the big screen while silly bullshit happens all around him.
                      Me quick one want slow

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                        • Now THAT Shipwreck(ed) I love.
                          Me quick one want slow

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                          • As someone who doesn´t know jackshit about GI Joe (I am from a country where Kamerad Schmitt would´ve been more apropriate) I want to know:

                            Is he a kind of marine that wrecks ships? Like a modern world Kraken?

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                            • Jan:

                              In the cartoon, the Joes found Shipwreck in the middle of a desert driving a rocket powered 'ship' that cruised the sand on skis. They recruited him to join the team and proceeded to use him in EVERY FUCKING MISSION.

                              This mission's on the ocean? Bring Shipwreck.
                              This mission's in the antarctic? Bring Shipwreck.
                              This mission's on the moon? Bring Shipwreck.
                              We need someone to fire a bazooka? Bring Shipwreck. What about Bazooka? This is kinda his gig isn't it? No, bring Shipwreck.

                              He became the equivalent of 'The Fonz': a supporting character who takes over the show.
                              Originally posted by Martin
                              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                              Originally posted by gravedigger
                              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                              Originally posted by Martin
                              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                              • Shipwreck has a parrot. Your argument is invalid.

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