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  • Ebert's review made me sad.
    The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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    • I don't even bother with Ebert. I know he's a fantastic critic, but I honestly don't deal with critics anymore. Especially on a film like this.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • Ebert is a goddamn institution, but do you serious think his criticism of NOES is going to have any relevance?

        Especially when it comes to trashy horror movies. These films are as they say CRITIC PROOF.
        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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        • Onion A.V. Club just gave it a "D".
          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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          • Ebert said the same thing.
            The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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            • Keith Phipps?

              Fuck your couch.

              Roger Ebert?

              Fuck your couch.
              Me quick one want slow

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              • I'd like to hear what Nathan Rabin has to say. And by "Hear", I mean what he writes because you cannot hear what that guy says because of how mealy mouth he is.
                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                • Best thing about not reading reviews? People not shitting on my parade.
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • If you hire wildlife to be in it, then shit is a certainty.

                    And Jackie Earle Haley?

                    He looks like a hairless sloth (in that makeup).

                    So expect poops. Slow ones that hang.

                    (and then be pleasantly surprised when he shuts that goddamn valve off as a sign of respect)
                    Me quick one want slow

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                    • Enough with the turd fixation, Russ

                      Get back to drinking.
                      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                      • Not fixated.

                        The sloth was the genesis of my terrible analogy.

                        Everybody poops, Ed.

                        Quit being scared of nature.
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • From the authors of Booberty!, comes Pooperty! Learn about how everyone poops, and how it changes as your grow older!
                          The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                          • "Look how big my bewbs got during BOOBERTY!"

                            "Am I a woman nao?"

                            "Well if there's grass on the field...hehehehh"

                            Shit that ep is glorious, especially with the hostage situation at the end.
                            Me quick one want slow

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                            • Hero comma question mark. Hahahaha.
                              The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                              • What the fuck is going on?
                                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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