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  • #61
    RE: Textured Kryptodouche Suit Of Awesomeness

    It's his alien union suit, I'll allow it.
    Me quick one want slow

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    • #62
      Maybe the modern age Luthor makes more sense, but you've gotta admit it's kind of a huge downgrade in supervillain badassery:



      Also, the new movie suit looks all right. It doesn't appear to be armored like the new DC version, just textured. Apparently they're using the old Earth 2 golden age logo on him as well. Does WB have something against the trademaked version?

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      • #63
        If you completely divorce yourself from the entire Christopher Reeve look, it's fine. It's not awesome but it's fine. It's a 'safe' first look.
        Originally posted by Martin
        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
        Originally posted by gravedigger
        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
        Originally posted by Martin
        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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        • #64
          "CHECK OUT THIS GIANT FUCKING 'S'.

          STANDS FOR SERVICE. AS IN 'BOTTLE SERVICE'.

          WE GONNA GET HEP C TONIGHT, BROS!"
          Me quick one want slow

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          • #65
            Looks good.
            Originally posted by Ari
            The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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            • #66
              I don't care if this is going ostracize me from the group of fanwankers, but I actively root for speed-ramping in this movie.

              If any character could utilize the technique, it's the Bobby Bottleservice Superman.
              Me quick one want slow

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              • #67
                Speed ramping should work just fine here.

                Here's honestly hoping that Snyder knocks it out of the park.
                Originally posted by Martin
                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                Originally posted by gravedigger
                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                Originally posted by Martin
                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                • #68
                  Bigger S.

                  Me quick one want slow

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                  • #69
                    He has scales.

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                    • #70
                      That is basically the McG Flyby design. Ironic since...well McG also cast Cavill.
                      Originally posted by Ari
                      The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                      • #71
                        The cape attachment is badfuckingass.
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • #72
                          I'm guessing he doesn't rock red underpants in this, going by that pic. Wish it wasn't so desaturated looking, though. Superman's outfit is supposed to be richer in color.

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                          • #73
                            the cape is too frickin' big, in my opinion. It's unwieldy.

                            NO CAPES!
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                            Originally posted by gravedigger
                            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                            • #74
                              All I know is that on a very different board, someone is melting down over this single image.

                              And I can't help but laugh heartily at their plight.
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • #75
                                My twitter feed is melting down. I am about to begin trolling it as well.

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