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Woody goes wack-a-doo with his Special Gorilla Death Squad. Caesar is mentally broken after losing a third of his people to the Human Death Squad. But, Woody keeps pressing harder and harder. The film takes place over 18 months, as the war wages on.

It ends when Caesar is finally willing to go Wild and push the Humans into a corner. Woody feeling that humanity is fucked, won't leave a world to the humans. So, he calls in a remote nuke strike.

Everyone dead.

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Essentially they are doing to Caesar here what they just did to Logan. He loses everything... except for his third child (named, you guessed it, Cornelius).

Long story short, the last scene is him, li'l Cornelius and Nova, Maurice and the remaining apes in their new home (a beautiful lake, greenery everywhere). They sit there and watch the kids play, everything looks all happy after the two and a half hours of pure Hell... and then he slumps over and dies. From his wounds. Maurice cries telling Caesar his son will know who he was and everything he did for his people. Credits.
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Essentially they are doing to Caesar here what they just did to Logan. He loses everything... except for his third child (named, you guessed it, Cornelius).

Long story short, the last scene is him, li'l Cornelius and Nova, Maurice and the remaining apes in their new home (a beautiful lake, greenery everywhere). They sit there and watch the kids play, everything looks all happy after the two and a half hours of pure Hell... and then he slumps over and dies. From his wounds. Maurice cries telling Caesar his son will know who he was and everything he did for his people. Credits.
I got half of that, but with the far more brutal ending. Somewhere in between lies the real.
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Also Nova being mute has to do with a mutation from the Simian Flu that wiped out mankind.

Harrelson's son gets it which causes him to lose his Goddamn mind and go all out on the apes.
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Also Nova being mute has to do with a mutation from the Simian Flu that wiped out mankind.

Harrelson's son gets it which causes him to lose his Goddamn mind and go all out on the apes.

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I got everything you from up until the end split.

Your guy was in the test screening, mine was early on ZOMG FOX IS EDGELORD dude.

Woody is one and done with this entry, but that could work either way.
The next one jumps ahead 15-20 years, but that could work either way.

Going less nuclear would make sense for keeping the franchise going, but retreading ground already onscreen with Logan might be one too many trips to the well for Fox.

Still, I think your guy at test screening was last to see it. So, I defer to last visual confirm.

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Honestly think the next film will be Reeves doing his spin on the original film.
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Honestly think the next film will be Reeves doing his spin on the original film.
It matches up perfectly for that.
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I wouldn't mind that at all, honestly. Loved the first two and will probably love the third entry, and I'd like to see the current aesthetic applied to a riff on the original film.
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GHOST IN THE SHELL is very OK. Not bad, not great...it's vigorously average. It IS beautiful, however...so beautiful that I kinda recommend seeing it theatrically if you can.
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New International trailer for THE MUMMY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwuYSdHDDow

Some really bad, bad dialog in this. Some bad line readings as well.
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I am so in. Don't even care about the cheese.

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That makes the Brandon Fraser one look like a masterpiece.
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That one is great too.

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I like it. Nice use of the musicbox music from FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE in there.
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What a fucking compromised adaptation.
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