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  • Wayne Lawless a.k.a. Phat Dizaztr

    Just a little something to let you all know who I am and what horrible opinions I have on a few things. Lets start thinking...

    Where to start... Heroes the TV series (that was not much of a series last season) is my favorite show on TV. But saddly I also watch Smallville. But I will admit that I only watch it in hopes that some day it will be good! I constantly makes me sad in the pants. Well actually thats about all that show has going for it is a bunch of fake Hollywood girls running around half naked (not complaining). Because we all know that you can make a show out of that (The Hills). To get back on track, Heroes season: 3 episode: 1 is FUCKN amazing!!! So many great plot points and character twists! I will say no more! I was more excited than an 80 year old man with a new prescription of Viagra on his way to the nursing home. Tim Kring came on stage at SDCC08 with an attache case cuffed to him. He opened it after bring the entire cast of Heroes on stage. And in that case was the entire episode:1 of season:3!!!! That was the best Comic Con exclusive in my opinion! I have been watching season one with my girlfriend and we have been waiting for season two to hit stores (August 26th). So she had lots of questions after the episode was over.

    I want bring up something and maybe, HOPEFULLY, you have already talked about this. Christian Bales voice as Batman. Not as Bruce Wayne. When he gets into the Batman character and talks in the deep, dark, "I'm gonna punch babies in the face" voice, do you:
    a.) Hate it
    b.) Don't care
    c.) Think it's cool
    d.) Fuckn love it
    e.) Batman was in the Joker Movie?
    My vote is on d.) Fuckn love it. I think Christian Bales performance of the character Batman is the best to date. His Bruce Wayne is equally excellent. I felt that Batman Begins was the best Batman movie and is now a distant second. Am I alone on this? All I hear is everyone crying about Batman sounds to scary or I can't understand him he's mumbling. And my favorite is sounds like Clint Eastwood and a grizzly bear made a baby.

    Tomorrow I am going to see Step Brothers. I can't wait anymore! I need go laugh my ass off and see this shit now! The last couple movies I saw in theaters are: Hancock, WALL-E, The Dark Knight, Indiana JonesTKOTCS, and Wanted. I will agree that if you have not watched a film you should not talk shit about it. So I will watch movies like Ed Wood all the way though from start to finish before I defecate on the DVD and place it back in Ari's DVD collection. But thats not to say I have the best taste in films. I do own Daredevil and Electra, but not Hulk (the shitty Ang Lee one) or Ghost Rider.

    So to get things started thats a little bit of me.

  • #2
    Oh where to begin with this?

    You are one of the few Heroes fans on the board so far. Find a friend and buckle down. haha.

    We have talked about the Bat voice on the last 3 podcasts I believe at some point. It sucks. So I choose A!

    You own Elektra but not Ang's Hulk? Blasphemy.

    And welcome! Enjoy your stay!
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #3
      I have no problem shitting on a film without ever seeing it. But I always have reasons-cast, director, #12 in a neverending line of shitty sequels. etc. That's why I can say I hate Wild Hogs and anything staring Dane Cook.
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      Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
      John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

      Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

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      • #4
        Or anything starring the cast of High School Musical.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #5
          QF Fuckin' T.
          Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

          Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
          John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

          Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

          Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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          • #6
            for anyone that cares, wayne is the guy ari is spooning:



            The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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            • #7
              That is something.
              Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
              Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
              POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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              • #8
                He was asleep the whole time! HAHA!
                Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                • #9
                  How convienient for you. Less of a struggle, I imagine.
                  Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                  Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                  POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                  • #10
                    Usually, but he doesn't even struggle when he's wide awake anymore, so it's really a non-issue.
                    Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                    Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                    John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                    Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                    Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                    • #11
                      No sense struggling against the inevitable.
                      Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                      Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                      POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                      • #12
                        That's what I say!
                        Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                        Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                        John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                        Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                        Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                        • #13
                          and i vote f. on your inquiry: fucking laughed everytime because i was expecting him to say, "i'm the goddamn batman."

                          oh also, that's what happens BEFORE you join the forum... what happens after, well that's for ari to know and for you to find out.
                          The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                          • #14
                            OH Crap wayne joined, now we are all fucked... Sorry Rob ari invited him not me hahahhahahha
                            I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
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                            Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
                            She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari

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                            • #15
                              not my fault either. actually, surprised wayne signed up considering how much of a slacker he is... he still hasn't hooked up his xbox to live, even though he has a subscription...
                              The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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