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  • #31
    For the record, this isn't just an avid dislike for this film that I'm talking about; this film is one of the absolute WORST films that I've ever seen in my entire life. 0/10 stars.

    HATE.
    Originally posted by Martin
    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
    Originally posted by gravedigger
    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
    Originally posted by Martin
    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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    • #32
      I can't make you like the film (obviously), but I'm curious: what are some other films that are in this same category?
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #33
        The worst films that I've ever seen:

        'The Brown Bunny'
        'Bean'
        'The House of Mirth'
        'Hope Floats'
        'The Fifth Element'
        Originally posted by Martin
        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
        Originally posted by gravedigger
        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
        Originally posted by Martin
        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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        • #34
          What...the...shit? You make me sad, sir.
          The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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          • #35
            Is Hope Floats that flick with Harry Conick in it and Sandra Bullock?
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #36
              Who knew Nerdious liked Hope Floats?
              "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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              • #37
                Nerdious loves that shit. He had a big mosiac poster on his wall. IT was kinda weird.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #38
                  What? No. I'm sad that he would group The Fifth Element with those movies.
                  The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Rob View Post
                    Is Hope Floats that flick with Harry Conick in it and Sandra Bullock?
                    YES. My wife apologized to me for that one.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                    Originally posted by gravedigger
                    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Rob View Post
                      Nerdious loves that shit. He had a big mosiac poster on his wall. IT was kinda weird.
                      Didn't I say I would cut off your arm and eat it if you told anybody about that? You owe me a fucking arm, sir.
                      The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                      • #41
                        Shit, if LeeLoo went down on Bruce Willis all sloppy like , the movie would have been EVEN BETTER.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • #42
                          Man, this whole thing reminds me of when I told some theater people that I disliked Hedwig. Oh man.

                          Shit, if LeeLoo went down on Bruce Willis all sloppy like , the movie would have been EVEN BETTER.
                          Well, we know she couldn't titty fuck.
                          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                          • #43
                            Hedwig is great.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #44
                              never saw Hedwig.
                              Originally posted by Martin
                              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                              Originally posted by gravedigger
                              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                              Originally posted by Martin
                              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                              • #45
                                Saw it in high school. Didn't very much care for it.

                                Now Velvet Goldmine on the other thand. Yes, sir!
                                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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