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  • The remake to end all remakes

    TJ HOOKER supposedly coming to the big screen.
    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

  • #2
    Meh. Who gives a shit about TJ Hooker?
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #3
      I see my attempt at humor went down faster than a lead brick off the Empire State building.

      FAIL!
      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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      • #4
        I'd say the remake to end all remakes would be Robot Jox.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #5
          What great, great tub of shit that was. I watched it a lot.....on purpose.
          Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
          Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
          POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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          • #6
            The Wraith, motherfuckers.

            The Wraith.
            Me quick one want slow

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Russ View Post
              The Wraith, motherfuckers.

              The Wraith.
              The Wraith was already remade. It's called The Crow.
              "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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              • #8
                And The Crow was already remade. It's called Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #9
                  Happiness, this thread is.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by EdHocken View Post
                    The Wraith was already remade. It's called The Crow.
                    Wrong.

                    I didn't see a Cassavettes in that bitch. (Not talkin' about Sherilyn Fenn, either.)

                    Nor a Clint Howard.

                    Nor an ELO track played at a burger shack.

                    Nor a sweet-ass kit car that is powered by souls.
                    Me quick one want slow

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                    • #11
                      I saw The Wraith, and to quote Good Morning, Vietnam. That movie sucked the sweat off a dead man's balls.

                      Now if there is going to be a TJ Hooker movie. Will Michael Rappaport show up?
                      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                      • #12
                        The Wraith is not a bad movie. What the shit?
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • #13
                          It's not a bad movie? Seriously. It's ridiculous, it's nuts. It's got Randy Quaid as the Sheriff. But it ain't Gleaming the Cube.
                          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                          • #14
                            The Wraith is awesome. Very young Chuck Sheen.
                            Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                            Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                            POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                            • #15
                              I could understand the "bad but in a good way" slant some take with it, even the "as long as a Cassavettes is in it, I'll see the fucker" excuse comes to mind.

                              But quoting a Robin Williams film as a form of critique? That's too much, sir. You've crossed a line.

                              Also: your True Romance reference will not save you after school. 3 o'clock. At the blacktop. O'Doyle rules.
                              Me quick one want slow

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