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  • #16
    So fucking epic.
    Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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    • #17
      International trailer NSFW!!!!!!!

      http://www.collider.com/entertainmen...d/11296/tcid/1
      Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
      Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
      POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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      • #18
        I'm sorry, but I'm not looking forward to any other film this year as much as this one.
        Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

        Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
        John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

        Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

        Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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        • #19
          So fucking pumped for this movie.
          Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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          • #20
            I want to see this in the theater. Gotta been seen big and with lotsa volume.
            Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
            Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
            POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Ari View Post
              I'm sorry, but I'm not looking forward to any other film this year as much as this one.
              ... so you're saying you're not extremely excited about Spike Jonze's "Where the Wilds Things Are?"
              The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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              • #22
                Fuck that movie. CRANK 2 for the win.

                I'm not saying I'm not excited for WTWTA, but it won't have naked Amy Smart, shotgun enemas and motherfuckin' Chev Chelios!

                Also, I have no emotional ties to WTWTA. It was a good book as a kid, but I wasn't crazy over it.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
                  ... so you're saying you're not extremely excited about Spike Jonze's "Where the Wilds Things Are?"
                  Of course I am, but I haven't seen a single moving image from that film.

                  This, on the other hand, has a shotgun going into a guy's ass.

                  EDIT: Fuck, Rob beat me this time! I'm too slow today!
                  Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                  Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                  John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                  Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                  Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Ari View Post
                    I'm sorry, but I'm not looking forward to any other film this year as much as this one.
                    There's nothing to be sorry about. You're a red-blooded American male. You SHOULD be totally pumped for this movie. Hell, this movie is so manly it will make Rob grow a real moustache.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by gravedigger View Post
                      There's nothing to be sorry about. You're a red-blooded American male. You SHOULD be totally pumped for this movie. Hell, this movie is so manly it will make Rob grow a real moustache.

                      ZING!


                      ....bastard....
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #26
                        Hey, I'm in the same boat, bro. The only reason I keep my weak bloatee is so people at work don't think I'm 12 years old. (I turn 31 in May.)

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                        • #27
                          Soundtrack coming soon; exceperts on myspace

                          http://www.myspace.com/cranksoundtrack

                          Scored by Mike Patton
                          Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                          Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                          POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                          • #28
                            Had no clue that Admiral Awesomesauce was scoring this.

                            What a hell of a way to start off the summer season (though it was Watchmen that technically did the kicking off, this one will lodge a cocaine-covered boot heel into my anus).
                            Me quick one want slow

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                            • #29
                              T-minus 45 minutes until the Stath destroys LA.
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • #30
                                I'm gonna be in the office late today, but damn if I'm not gonna try and see this tonight.
                                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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