Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Lamebook

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Originally posted by Howard View Post
    Dude. Cut your fucking ties. Unfriend her post haste. Sucks she has your number.
    Seriously. She sounds like a deranged nut-job. A totally illiterate and uneducated deranged nut-job, but I digress. Unfriend her, block her, and if you have no particular attachment to your number, change it.
    2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

    INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

    Comment


    • He hasn't responded Lisa. I think it's too late. She's got him. Poor bastard.
      We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
      - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

      Comment


      • Originally posted by Howard View Post
        Dude. Cut your fucking ties. Unfriend her post haste. Sucks she has your number.
        I'm sad I stuck my penis in her.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

        Comment


        • I hope you wrapped it. Talk about tainted love.....
          We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
          - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

          Comment


          • Here's my response to her:

            The Bible is just a book. It's not literal truth, it's fiction with some fact thrown in for good measure. It's a bunch of dudes writing about shit they may or may not have experienced. And usually YEARS after the fact. And I have absolutely no problem with people having beliefs, I believe that aliens exist. I believe that it's butter. But they are not FACTS.


            You may as well follow AESOP'S FABLES or THE DA VINCI CODE. Same idea (well not Da Vinci, but TOM HANKS!), but with cuter animals. Nothing I can say will have any effect on what you believe just like nothing you can say will make me believe that these are not the ramblings of a crazy person. Good luck with your new mission on rejecting Satan. I hope you can put in a good word for me. After all, we had sex. And I'm assuming that's a sin since we weren't married, but I didn't finish inside, so maybe Jesus will give me a pass *fingers crossed*. But a word to the wise if you want people to take you seriously:, don't type in all capital letters, try to form coherent thoughts and don't babble about Satan.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

            Comment


            • Damnit. I'm trying to spread rep so I can rep Rob again.
              We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
              - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

              Comment


              • Although, you opened yourself up for more texts Rob. She will now feel compelled to explain how her past sins were washed away when she was reborn.
                We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

                Comment


                • Originally posted by Howard View Post
                  Damnit. I'm trying to spread rep so I can rep Rob again.
                  Got it covered. "I believe that it's butter" killed me!

                  Howard's right about one thing, though, Rob - the more you respond to her, the more crazy she'll get. Gotta cut them ties. Snip snip.
                  2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

                  INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

                  Comment


                  • Fine by me. This is fun now.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

                    Comment


                    • Well, if she is Catholic she's gonna rot in hell for you pulling out. WAIT AGO ROB!

                      Comment


                      • Also, this is why I am fairly picky about who I friend on Facebook. Hell I removed a friend because of his whining about the NBA playoffs and bitching that the Cavaliers are not a "real" team. Even that was too much nonsense for me.

                        Comment


                        • YES!
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

                          Comment


                          • Originally posted by Guy Meatdrapes View Post
                            Fine by me. This is fun now.
                            Okay, true, it really is fun. But be careful - I just don't want her to sneak into your house and murder you with a sharpened crucifix or anything, or hold your face down into a bowl of holy water till the bubbles stop. Something Catholic and gruesome like that.
                            2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

                            INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

                            Comment


                            • Originally posted by BillyG View Post
                              Also, this is why I am fairly picky about who I friend on Facebook. Hell I removed a friend because of his whining about the NBA playoffs and bitching that the Cavaliers are not a "real" team. Even that was too much nonsense for me.


                              But they aren't a real team. Be my friend again.
                              We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                              - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

                              Comment


                              • Originally posted by Guy Meatdrapes View Post
                                Here's my response to her:
                                I disagree with your assessment of the bible but setting that aside chick does sound like a nutbag. Change your number before you get marytrd by proxy.
                                "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X