Episode 3: Ryan Gosling smells like cabbage

[Nathan]

You are tall as fuck. For a nnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd. tall mf''r sniffle sniffle

[Abraham Smashington]

Really? I swear I'm only like 6' 1". My bro is taller than me. Although I do dwarf Ceej and Lesley. Poor little hobbits.

[Nathan]

Remember, I'm 5' 9" when I stand up straight. Your old place looks like alot of places in Dayton that I used to know. Memories.

[Abraham Smashington]

yeah, that place wasn't bad, it just sucked due to the living conditions. Our new place is wayyyyy nicer, thanks to Lesley's inner interior designer.

[Nathan]

$700 for that joint seems high. dont' know what the comparison is to dayton as far as living expenses. Yes, it is passed my bed time.

[Fil]

Just finished listening to the three She's Right, I'm Rob podcasts this week and I gotta say, I was entertained. Keep it up. Your sports knowledge is fucking sad though, Rob. Come on, bro, you love beer yet you don't indulge in one of the main excuses to drink? You're right about Ichiro though, he does have a damn good arm.

[Abraham Smashington]

Haha. thanks man. Good to know that people find us entertaining. As for the sports stuff, I just never grew up liking sports. I dig hockey a bit and I'm starting to dig baseball, but I was more of a skateboarder/bowler/frisbee golfer. And I don't need an excuse to drink. IT's Thursday...time to drink.

[Captain Russ]

Nothing to do? Want to get rid of all that Miller High Life in your fridge? Good. Drinking Game Time!

Every time Rob says "rape" in that video, you drink. After two play-throughs: YOU. WILL. BE. HAMMERED.

[Abraham Smashington]

There we go! Good thinking.

[Captain Russ]

Nothing makes rape bathroom tours more enjoyable than forgetting them with drink and good cheer.*

*This statement has not been evaluated nor approved by the Rape and John McCain Senility Prevention Center. All monetary and alcohol donations should be sent in care of:
McMeatbag Learning Organization (formerly Scruff MacGruff)
Chicago, IL
60652

And remember, I am doing this for your amusement. Though watching the Hitler Youth break out in Honkey-Dance at the RNC earlier tonight was also hilarious. But rape is not. Unless it is a clown.

[ScooterLaBeef]

Haaaa

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

So...still listening to this 'cast...

Rob your ADHD is on par with mine...the conversation we could possibly have drunk would be of epic proportions. You talking over Lesley and never shutting up is great...

Nipple tassels, lava and flips = EPIC

16 years old = the prime...Lesley you hit this on the head. Kudos to you!

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Good call Lesley...Knocked Up is one of my favorite movies...If you've ever gone through the whole having kid thing you will relate to it.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Foot fetish, for the win!!!! Sick puppy...

[Nathan]

Bring on ep #4.