Jersey Shore

[Nathan]

They're just trying to grab the quick cash. Even if the show gets pulled it will do huge #'s on DVD.

[Anderson]

They're just trying to grab the quick cash. Even if the show gets pulled it will do huge #'s on DVD.

Exactly.

[Shit Dickface]

Instead of getting all irate about the show why don't they hunt down and kill the asshole that did the punching?

[Abraham Smashington]

While I'm totally against violence against women, I really want to hear what that chick is saying that caused a dude to do that knowing he's on camera.

[Nathan]

I'm sure it is exactly what you would expect. Besides, as testosteroned and roid-raged as these fucks are, most chicks out there expect or are used to getting stomped.

[Shit Dickface]

From what I've heard: The guy was obnoxiously drunk, the bar stopped serving him, so he jacked her drink and she confronted him about it. For some reason, retard logic prevailed and he somehow thought it would be a good idea to punch a woman who was posing absolutely no mortal threat to him.

[Shit Dickface]

I mean, that hand motion she's doing is the worst and that hat should be a punchable offense on anything including newborns, but still hitting women is bullshit.

[Abraham Smashington]

Agreed. But that voice. THAT VOICE.

[B_Metal]

She's the Princess of Poughkeepsie DAMNIT!! She demands respect. And a rice bowl.


Lulz.

[Abraham Smashington]

Queens gym teacher Brad Ferro, 24, of Deer Park, LI, was arrested in late August for punching out Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi at the Beachcomber Bar & Grill in Seaside Heights, according to local police.
Ferro, a gym teacher at North Queens Community HS, was initially told to lay off the booze by bouncers at the popular resort bar because he seemed too drunk.
Ferro managed to stay inside the bar and eventually swiped booze belonging to Snooki and her entourage that had been placed on the bar top.
“That started a verbal altercation after which he struck her in the face,” said Korman. “She sustained an injury to the inside of her mouth due to the punch.”
In fact, the video shows Ferro suddenly walloping Snooki in the jaw — sending the 21-year-old beauty’s head reeling backward.
“Maybe he had a little too much to drink, but hitting a woman is a bit much,” said Jinny Tanawots, a neighbor of the Ferro family “There’s got to be a different way around it — I don’t care what she did.”

He's a goddamn gym teacher? haha

[B_Metal]

He's a goddamn gym teacher? haha

I lulz'd because they called her a "beauty". That's hysterical.

[Captain Russ]

I think they should both embrace in a bukkake of napalm, but that's just me being a misanthropic asshole.

[B_Metal]

I think Joisy should be napalmed.

[Ingrid]

Hey, watch it. Not all if us are like those useless pieces of shit.

[Nathan]

Oh yes she is. My little orange silicone princess you. Now lets do shots in the hot tub, beat up a -bleep- and vomit all over the place.

Ok, the shots in the hot tub could be fun............