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  • #76
    I really, really hate Twitter. Why did I restart this shit?
    My readers come to me for my thoughts and opinions. I've built myself into a brand


    Click here to visit AndersonVision!

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    • #77
      To follow Goofus and Gallant, of course.
      Me quick one want slow

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      • #78
        Men don't tweet. Birds tweet. And men are not birds. Unless you count that amberlamps-chasing lawyer in Atlanta who dresses like one. Harvey something-something...

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        • #79
          I log into my account very rarely. I think I last tweeted something back in 09.
          We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
          - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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          • #80
            You can at least write statements in Facebook. How in the fuck do encapsulate every thought you've got into 140 characters or less?

            Plus, the way one responds to statements is dumb.
            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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            • #81
              I was going to sign up then I realized I only talk to you fuckers anyways. My life is lonely.

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              • #82
                @jakescherzer "Hey, are you Wolverine?" - Kid in front of Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf

                YES, BUB.

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                • #83
                  @thephedgery

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                  • #84
                    @TosshiTX

                    Finally signed up just to follow people. Maybe if I get an interesting life one day I will begin using it.

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                    • #85
                      Twitter is a horrible affliction. Using it so much more than I ever expected.

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                      • #86
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • #87
                          Oh Sasha.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #88
                            I realized I'm mellowing in my old age because the other day I came across a video of 17 dudes railing Sasha and I didn't want to wank one out to that.

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                            • #89
                              too many dicks on the dance floor
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • #90
                                Me quick one want slow

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