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  • #16
    Well, I was refrencing an internet comic from days gone by that redid classic Amazing Spider-Man comic strips.
    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by BMichaelKrol View Post
      I realize that I'm still in my short pants when it comes to this board but man, there's an awful lot of rape talk round here.
      Blame it on Ari, he rapes all of us as initiation, then he rapes us if we like Kevin James, then he rapes us if we don't like the portman, and then he rapes us if we do like the portman. Basically Ari rapes....and we get....*weepsuncontrollablybrofist*
      "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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      • #18
        Originally posted by B_Metal View Post
        Blame it on Ari, he rapes all of us as initiation, then he rapes us if we like Kevin James, then he rapes us if we don't like the portman, and then he rapes us if we do like the portman. Basically Ari rapes....and we get....*weepsuncontrollablybrofist*
        Tis' be true. Now, since you didn't put THE PORTMAN in all caps, please bend over.
        Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

        Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
        John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

        Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

        Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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        • #19
          Gawdamnit Ari, you don't have to make the puglet face while you pluu.....OW OW OW OW OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW......... Y U NO LUBE THIS TIME?!?!?!?
          "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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          • #20
            Originally posted by B_Metal View Post
            Gawdamnit Ari, you don't have to make the puglet face while you pluu.....OW OW OW OW OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW......... Y U NO LUBE THIS TIME?!?!?!?
            Use your tears.
            Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

            Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
            John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

            Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

            Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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            • #21
              I have no more tears. I dry weep.
              "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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              • #22
                Originally posted by B_Metal View Post
                I have no more tears. I dry weep.
                And I dry hump!

                *Budump bum!*
                Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                • #23
                  Ode To Ari:

                  Ain't no lubetime when he's gone.
                  It's not warm when he's away.
                  Ain't no lubetime when he's gone
                  And he's always gone too long anytime he goes away.

                  Wonder this time where he's gone,
                  Wonder if he's gone to stay
                  Ain't no lubetime when he's gone
                  And this house just ain't no home anytime he goes away.

                  And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
                  I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
                  I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
                  I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know

                  Hey, I ought to leave the young thing alone,
                  But ain't no lubetime when he's gone, only darkness everyday.
                  Ain't no lubetime when he's gone,
                  And this house just ain't no home anytime he goes away.

                  Anytime he goes away.
                  Anytime he goes away.
                  Anytime he goes away.
                  Anytime he goes away.*


                  *Thank you Bill Withers!!
                  "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Ari View Post
                    Use 'Wet Platinum'.
                    fixed for maximum truth...

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