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  • #76
    Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
    I'm safe from these boxed sugarfrostedfatbombs as long as I avoid them at their gigantic tables outside of every grocery store in history.
    It'll be tough for us.
    - I have TWO really good friends who have daughters that are girl scouts. Both of them hit us up for cookie purchases. GUILT
    - I have coworkers with girl scout daughters. GUILT
    - My boss over at my consulting company? Yeah, his daughter too. GUILT
    - My grocery store has a scout troop in there as well, selling boxes and boxes of this shit every weekend.

    I can't escape it. I don't want to buy this stuff just to throw it away, but I'm really REALLY trying to be good and avoid the bad food.
    Originally posted by Martin
    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
    Originally posted by gravedigger
    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
    Originally posted by Martin
    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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    • #77
      Originally posted by Matt View Post
      It'll be tough for us.
      - I have TWO really good friends who have daughters that are girl scouts. Both of them hit us up for cookie purchases. GUILT
      - I have coworkers with girl scout daughters. GUILT
      - My boss over at my consulting company? Yeah, his daughter too. GUILT
      Drug dealers have more scruples. Fucking hell.

      I think you've helped me just now. This casually accepted conglomeration of sugar peddlers will not get a fucking dime from me this year.
      Last edited by Captain Russ; 01-11-2011, 09:56 PM.
      Me quick one want slow

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      • #78
        Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
        I think you've helped me just now. This casually accepted conglomeration of sugar peddlers will not get a fucking dime from me this year.
        The first step is to stop lying to yourself, man.

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        • #79
          Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
          Drug dealers have more scruples. Fucking hell.

          I think you've helped me just now. This casually accepted conglomeration of sugar peddlers will not get a fucking dime from me this year.
          BULL. SHIT.

          (How did I do?)

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Matt View Post
            It'll be tough for us.
            - I have TWO really good friends who have daughters that are girl scouts. Both of them hit us up for cookie purchases. GUILT
            - I have coworkers with girl scout daughters. GUILT
            - My boss over at my consulting company? Yeah, his daughter too. GUILT
            - My grocery store has a scout troop in there as well, selling boxes and boxes of this shit every weekend.

            I can't escape it. I don't want to buy this stuff just to throw it away, but I'm really REALLY trying to be good and avoid the bad food.
            Same. If it were any other admin selling them, I could say no, because I loathe most of these bitches. But of course, it had to be the cool chick who I sit with, the one who's been really good to me.
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            • #81
              I ordered 10 boxes. Save me.

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              • #82
                There are two kinds of people in the world.

                Those who like Thin Mints...



                And those who do not...

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                • #83
                  Thin mints are manna from heaven.

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                  • #84
                    You are dead to me.

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                    • #85
                      I am speechless.
                      Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                      Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                      POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                      • #86
                        Haven't had a Girl Scout in our neighborhood in years. Means the tiger traps are working!

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by BillyG View Post
                          Thin mints are manna from heaven.
                          Billy is wise.
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                          INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

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                          • #88
                            thin mints are the devil
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
                              thin mints are the cruelly barbed and horribly veiny wang of Satan
                              fixed...

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                              • #90
                                I can pound a tube of thin mints in under 5 minutes. I LOVEHATE them.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                                Originally posted by gravedigger
                                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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