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    So I had some friends come out last December for the holidays. We'd stay up late as hell, talking and watching bad tv. Well one night we caught the last 30 minutes of Dracula 3000 on the sci-fi channel. Hilarity ensued. Coffins exploded for no reason. Casper Van Dien tried to act. So did Tiny Lister. Dracula spent the whole time wandering hallways. The great battle between Dracula and Casper (who plays Van Helsings descendent) consisted of Dracula shaking his head a bunch, commercial, and bam!, Van Helsing is a vampire! Then Drac's arm gets torn off, he cries like a drippy pussed bitch, and the spaceship explodes. Uwe Boll would be jealous.
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    Re: Dracula 3000 (spoilers ahead fo those who care!)

    Wait, is Udo Kier in this? I'm pretty fucking sure I've seen that flick. I mean I remember Johnny Rico battling vampires, so it has to be that one. Right?
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      Re: Dracula 3000 (spoilers ahead fo those who care!)

      Yup, Udo is in it all right. He popped in at the end to say he knew this shit would happen so he set the spaceship to explode. I though maybe the film was looney as shit cause I didn't see the begining, but now I just think it's just looney. Worst/most awesome Dracula chracter ever!
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      Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
      John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

      Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

      Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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        Re: Dracula 3000 (spoilers ahead fo those who care!)

        Coolio is in it as well.
        Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

        Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
        John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

        Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

        Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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          Re: Dracula 3000 (spoilers ahead fo those who care!)

          Yep, totally have seen this. It was fucking horribly awesome.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            Re: Dracula 3000 (spoilers ahead fo those who care!)

            I need to watch the whole thing and have a drinking game that whenever Lister looks constipated, we take a shot. We'll be plastered in minutes!
            Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

            Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
            John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

            Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

            Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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              Re: Dracula 3000 (spoilers ahead fo those who care!)

              For reals.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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