New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[Matt]

JOHN WICK 2 is officially a go, with Keanu, the writer, and directors all back on board for the sequel.

Hell yes.

[Captain Russ]

Nevermind that shit, The Forever War is being made.

With...Channing Tatum?

Welp. Nevermind. John Wick 2, eh? Is Kevin Nash confirmed for returning?

[Martin]

JOHN WICK 2 is officially a go, with Keanu, the writer, and directors all back on board for the sequel.

Hell yes.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Nevermind that shit, The Forever War is being made.

With...Channing Tatum?

Welp. Nevermind. John Wick 2, eh? Is Kevin Nash confirmed for returning?

I'm curious what they'll do with Forever War.

Wait.
Kevin Nash was in Wick???

[Captain Russ]

Yeah, he reprised his role from The Punisher and was that hugefuck Russian bouncer.

[B_Metal]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH



I'm curious what they'll do with Forever War.

Wait.
Kevin Nash was in Wick???

Bwahahahaha, COME ON MARTEEN, THERE'S LITERALLY ONE SUPREMELY TALL GUY IN THE WHOLE FLICK

[Martin]

Yeah, he reprised his role from The Punisher and was that hugefuck Russian bouncer.

HE WAS IN THE PUNISHER?

[Martin]

Bwahahahaha, COME ON MARTEEN, THERE'S LITERALLY ONE SUPREMELY TALL GUY IN THE WHOLE FLICK

The only people standing out are the ones not getting shot in the head. That's not a whole lot.

[Captain Russ]

HE WAS IN THE PUNISHER?

Yeah. Smiling ear to ear while he smashed in Tom Jane's face as "The Russian."

[Martin]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Abraham Smashington]

I remember nothing about the Tom Jane Punisher. For all intents and purposes, it doesn't exist in my world. Only two Punisher movies exist: DOLPH and STEVENSON

[B_Metal]

The only people standing out are the ones not getting shot in the head. That's not a whole lot.

Well, then he was the tall one. LULZ

[Captain Russ]

I remember nothing about the Tom Jane Punisher. For all intents and purposes, it doesn't exist in my world. Only two Punisher movies exist: DOLPH and STEVENSON

I remember decoy fire hydrants, an ersatz Johnny Cash with the coif of Wayne Newton, torn-quad communists, Ben Foster being an edgy teen, and lots of whiskey being drunk.

It sounds far better when I read this list back.

[Abraham Smashington]

I was about to say based on that sentence, I may need to re-watch this haha.

[Abraham Smashington]

[Captain Russ]

Holy fuck it's Jeremiah Plissken.