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  • I'd include Mr. Bean's Holiday as I saw it in theatres, but I pissed myself silly for like 10 minutes after the fake i.d. gag.

    Infact, I still laugh just thinking about it.
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    • Also, Superman Returns. Fuck you! Did anyone NOT fucking read Niven's Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex?! GAH.
      The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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      • Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
        X-Men 3. Oh, and Cloverfield.
        Neither of those belong here. I am not going to defend them, but they both have some fantastic elements to them.

        Van Helsing. God, how did I forget that abortion.
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        John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

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        • Originally posted by Ari View Post
          Neither of those belong here. I am not going to defend them, but they both have some fantastic elements to them.
          That's because you were still coming after we walked out of the theater.
          The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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          • Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
            Also, Superman Returns. Fuck you! Did anyone NOT fucking read Niven's Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex?! GAH.

            You know what, YES.

            I went to the midnight screening of that flick. And the opening hooked me in HARD. And then....nothing but boredom.
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            • Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
              Also, Superman Returns. Fuck you! Did anyone NOT fucking read Niven's Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex?! GAH.
              Yeah, you know what? I was thinking about putting that on here, and the more I think about it, the more I have to agree with it being here.

              Super-baby my ass, Singer.
              Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

              Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

              Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

              Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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              • Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
                Also, Superman Returns. Fuck you! Did anyone NOT fucking read Niven's Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex?! GAH.
                I have a signed copy! YAY ME!

                'Hannibal Rising'...

                Both the book AND the movie! They had an epic fucking cast! Actors with SKILLZ!

                Dominic West, Rhys Ifans, Kevin McKidd, RICHARD FUCKING BRAKE!

                And they bring in this French yutz to play Lector? Fuck you, you fucking fucks! I hope Dino D. and his brood die of scurvy.

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                • The only "element" of Cloverfield that was remotely "fantastic" was the viral marketing...until it produced JACK SHIT.
                  The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                  • Yep. I kept watching that movie and wishing there were zombies instead of a stupid creature. The HOST was better.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • Originally posted by V View Post
                      I have a signed copy! YAY ME!
                      Of what? All the Myriad Ways?
                      The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                      • Originally posted by Jobe View Post
                        Yep. I kept watching that movie and wishing there were zombies instead of a stupid creature. The HOST was better.
                        Concur'd! Just the scene of the policeman? tripping was aces.
                        The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                        • Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
                          Of what? All the Myriad Ways?
                          No... a hardcover of 'N-Space'.

                          It's in that anthology.

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                          • Saw Daredevil twice in the theater, no justification.
                            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                            • Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
                              The only "element" of Cloverfield that was remotely "fantastic" was the viral marketing...until it produced JACK SHIT.
                              WOMP

                              The creature is awesome and the subway scene was fun as hell.

                              But yeah, The Host was better.
                              Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                              Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                              Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                              Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                              • Shit, I haven't seen Ari WOMP in a dog's age.
                                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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