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  • Episode 5: Rob wants to fuck a mermaid

    Yep. It's true.
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    Fun
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    I'd totally have sex with Ariel
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    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

  • #2
    I would think the fish smell would kinda ruin that experience. Still, the little mermaid was smoking.
    Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

    Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
    John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

    Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

    Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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    • #3
      But according to Bobby's World, "Under the water, the fish don't stink". So it's all goooood.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
        This is true
        Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

        Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
        John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

        Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

        Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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        • #5
          Technically having sex with a mermaid would involve said mermaid laying eggs somewhere and then you'd have to skeet on them. I suppose she could give you a hand job for that part. Too graphic?

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          • #6
            Nope, that's exactly what we came up with.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #7
              You are in luck, my good man. I happen to know a mermaid... Well... at least the closest you are gonna get. My friend was a model for the guy who does all the mermaid tails and outfits for all the Hollywood movies, tv shows, and commercials. Yes, he did all the stuff for Splash also.
              "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
              Homer Simpson


              "What if you get scared half to death twice?"
              Steven Wright

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              • #8
                Yup, she's a pretty cute looken mermaid too!
                "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

                "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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                • #9
                  Pictures or it doesn't exist...
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                  • #10
                    You people and your laughin'. It is infectious. Drunk laughter is the best kind of laughter.

                    As the shitty actor Jason Biggs once said: "Watched Little Mermaid the other day. Ariel man, she's so hot."

                    Truer words have probably been spoken on several occasions, but they are not in regard to any discussion of sex with a cartoon character.

                    Hatchbacks are kickass. The big sis just got a VW Rabbit.

                    A zombie wedding would be badass. A Billy Idol White Wedding would be even better. And what would end the world as we know it? A ZOMBIE Billy Idol White Wedding.

                    And now for something more serious, but not really.

                    As with other people, I have several friends that I have known for a long time that have consistently kept the same political viewpoints for years. They continue to vote only by party platform, and unfortunately do not look further into it. That, and they can't read. But they are decent illiterate people, albeit misguided in their choices.

                    Great episode and glad to see you both return to the podcast fold.
                    Me quick one want slow

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                    • #11
                      pictures coming in 5 minutes...
                      "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
                      Homer Simpson


                      "What if you get scared half to death twice?"
                      Steven Wright

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                      • #12
                        I would do Ariel without thinking twice about it!!! The only thing that might hinder me is the fact that she is 16. Although, I do suppose that "under the sea" they wouldn't give a shit.
                        "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
                        Homer Simpson


                        "What if you get scared half to death twice?"
                        Steven Wright

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                        • #13
                          Here are your pictures










                          "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
                          Homer Simpson


                          "What if you get scared half to death twice?"
                          Steven Wright

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                          • #14
                            Haaa, how are your girls period's going?

                            "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

                            "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

                            Recipient of "The Best Post of the Day Award" : 1

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                            • #15
                              Chocolate covered Jesus.... Nice!
                              "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

                              "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

                              Recipient of "The Best Post of the Day Award" : 1

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