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    It's so nice to know that Republicans can worry not, for this man is rep'n the shit! Fuck the world
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    I don't know what to think about this. He has a point, but really, REALLY!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?<wbr>v=YenmmIDmRo0&eurl=http%3A%2F%<wbr>2Fww w.facebook.com%2Fhome.php%<wbr>3F&feature=player_e mbedded

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    • #3
      The first guy looks like someone dropped a tin of Grands Buttermilk Biscuits onto a hot sidewalk and left them there.
      "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Jake View Post
        The first guy looks like someone dropped a tin of Grands Buttermilk Biscuits onto a hot sidewalk and left them there.
        LOL it does look like the Pillsbury Dough Boy in a jacket! Nothing says lovin like _____ in the oven!

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        • #5
          I love that he thinks he's like Jefferson and Adams.

          I didn't know you could do that. So I now declare that I'm like Ghandi and Ghandi II.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Rob View Post
            I love that he thinks he's like Jefferson and Adams.

            I didn't know you could do that. So I now declare that I'm like Ghandi and Ghandi II.
            Sweet! I'm gonna be like Kimbo Slice and Naruto! Stupid people make the internet fun!

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            • #7
              So I just found out that The President has 3 Czars working for him. One of which made the news, Van Jones. He is, correction, was the Green Jobs Czar. He just resigned do to Fox News basically. They just pressured him about his past.

              The part that I don't understand is that The President of the USA can just make up bullshit government jobs and hire who ever he wants? That's not cool. Politicians are bad enough and they have to go through strict investigations to get those jobs. These three Czars just walked in. I guess if I was President I would just give all my friends jobs too, right!

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              • #8
                Hey, you know who gave his friends, like Michael Brown, important jobs like head of FEMA? The last president. And I won't even start on how the whole "Drug Czar" position became increasingly important during the Reagan and Bush I era. "Czar" is like "gate", it's a political catchphrase that's caught on and stuck.

                The Van Jones thing is frustrating only because it shows what a cock-up this adminstration is turning into domestically. We're making fantastic strides in improving our relationship with the world -- I firmly believe the President's address in Cairo will be collected in history books and important speeches in a few decades; much like Reagan's "tear down this wall" is -- but the administration here can't seem to keep their ducks in order. They're letting a bitchy media distract them with petty things. The Gates fuck-up should have been a non-issue. The death panels should have been dismissed and proven as false; especially since it came from somebody's FACEBOOK PAGE. And you have the Democratic party, which is way harder to corral and get in line than the Republican party.

                As much as Van Jones frustrates me (I mean, I agree with him on the 9/11 thing despite my distaste for hard-line "Truthers"*), I thought we were a) over people getting fired for communist party membership or afilliations and b) he made an excellent point when he said the Republican party got shit done because they were assholes. You know who was an asshole? Lyndon Johnson, probably the president after FDR who did the most for the least among us in the 20th century. Lyndon Johnson knew how to get shit done; and I thought that was the whole point of this administration -- it's time to grow up, be adults, and get shit done. Important shit.

                Obama needs to stop playing nice, realize that the post-partisan dream is dead, get up off the mat, and let Biden and Dean and Rahm Emmanuel and some of the other guys in his deep, deep bench of political players -- guys who are willing to fight for their life for this kind of thing -- off the leash. He needs to say "okay, no kidding, break's over, and we're done fucking around. It's time to be assholes, and it's time to get shit done." Because you know what America is? America is a bunch of whiny, screaming babies and entitled teenagers who need to be dragged into anything. We needed to be dragged into the New Deal, into World War II, we needed to be dragged into protesting the war in Vietnam, and we need to be dragged into health care, green jobs, and the advancements that will save our economy. Otherwise, we're just going to be left behind and all speaking a Chinese-Indian-English dialect.

                And do you know what that means if that happens? That means that the people who will become successful are Browncoats -- because they ALL KNOW HOW TO TALK LIKE THAT ALREADY.

                I don't think anyone wants that to happen.

                This is basically what Obama needs to get Real Josh Lyman to say:

                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXmRYJwK3wM

                *Van Jones was basically suggesting that there was a Pearl Harbor situation going on with 9/11, where they knew about it but didn't say anything about it/allowed it to happen. That is the one "conspiracy theory" I can buy in regards to 9/11.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by BudLeonard View Post
                  And do you know what that means if that happens? That means that the people who will become successful are Browncoats -- because they ALL KNOW HOW TO TALK LIKE THAT ALREADY.
                  I pretty much agree with everything you just said, but jesus christ this killed me.

                  EDIT: God damn it, I have to spread rep.
                  "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                  "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                  ~
                  *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by BudLeonard View Post
                    Hey, you know who gave his friends, like Michael Brown, important jobs like head of FEMA? The last president. And I won't even start on how the whole "Drug Czar" position became increasingly important during the Reagan and Bush I era. "Czar" is like "gate", it's a political catchphrase that's caught on and stuck.

                    The Van Jones thing is frustrating only because it shows what a cock-up this adminstration is turning into domestically. We're making fantastic strides in improving our relationship with the world -- I firmly believe the President's address in Cairo will be collected in history books and important speeches in a few decades; much like Reagan's "tear down this wall" is -- but the administration here can't seem to keep their ducks in order. They're letting a bitchy media distract them with petty things. The Gates fuck-up should have been a non-issue. The death panels should have been dismissed and proven as false; especially since it came from somebody's FACEBOOK PAGE. And you have the Democratic party, which is way harder to corral and get in line than the Republican party.

                    As much as Van Jones frustrates me (I mean, I agree with him on the 9/11 thing despite my distaste for hard-line "Truthers"*), I thought we were a) over people getting fired for communist party membership or afilliations and b) he made an excellent point when he said the Republican party got shit done because they were assholes. You know who was an asshole? Lyndon Johnson, probably the president after FDR who did the most for the least among us in the 20th century. Lyndon Johnson knew how to get shit done; and I thought that was the whole point of this administration -- it's time to grow up, be adults, and get shit done. Important shit.

                    Obama needs to stop playing nice, realize that the post-partisan dream is dead, get up off the mat, and let Biden and Dean and Rahm Emmanuel and some of the other guys in his deep, deep bench of political players -- guys who are willing to fight for their life for this kind of thing -- off the leash. He needs to say "okay, no kidding, break's over, and we're done fucking around. It's time to be assholes, and it's time to get shit done." Because you know what America is? America is a bunch of whiny, screaming babies and entitled teenagers who need to be dragged into anything. We needed to be dragged into the New Deal, into World War II, we needed to be dragged into protesting the war in Vietnam, and we need to be dragged into health care, green jobs, and the advancements that will save our economy. Otherwise, we're just going to be left behind and all speaking a Chinese-Indian-English dialect.

                    And do you know what that means if that happens? That means that the people who will become successful are Browncoats -- because they ALL KNOW HOW TO TALK LIKE THAT ALREADY.

                    I don't think anyone wants that to happen.

                    This is basically what Obama needs to get Real Josh Lyman to say:

                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXmRYJwK3wM

                    *Van Jones was basically suggesting that there was a Pearl Harbor situation going on with 9/11, where they knew about it but didn't say anything about it/allowed it to happen. That is the one "conspiracy theory" I can buy in regards to 9/11.
                    Holy Jedidiah Bartlett, THIS!!

                    Also for fun, Jed Bartlett SLAYS!
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Jake View Post
                      EDIT: God damn it, I have to spread rep.
                      Ditto.

                      FEAR OF A BROWNCOAT PLANET.

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                      • #12
                        Oh, and also, what the fuck is with the idiots who are protesting and not wanting their kids to hear the President's classroom speech next week? When I was a kid everyone thought it was big deal if the President was going to do something like this. this dumb broad was just on the news saying, "I think it's a socialistic idea and that he's trying to get to the kids early." Jesus.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by gravedigger View Post
                          Oh, and also, what the fuck is with the idiots who are protesting and not wanting their kids to hear the President's classroom speech next week? When I was a kid everyone thought it was big deal if the President was going to do something like this. this dumb broad was just on the news saying, "I think it's a socialistic idea and that he's trying to get to the kids early." Jesus.
                          Racism pure and simple.
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                          • #14
                            Let's go down the list of Democratic presidents in the 20th century. Going backwards:

                            Clinton = Charming, couldn't keep in his pants, cheated on his wife (the BEST part of his autobiography is when you learn hilary made him sleep on the couch in his private office for like four months like every other guy in America who cheated on his old lady). Comes from a lower-class background, stood up to his abusive stepfather, etc. Conclusion = moderate asshole, but still enough to get shit done. I kind of wish we had the clinton of today instead of the guy we had, though.

                            Carter = Peanut farmer and all around sunny nice guy. Did a lot for peace in the middle east, which means requires like a plus 5 in negotiation with a steel backbone modifer. Thought cheating on his wife meant looking at playboy. Conclusion = not an asshole

                            Johnson = Big asshole. Established.

                            Kennedy = Another big asshole, but one who didn't really know how to harness the power of his full assholeness before he got capped. I feel like this is where Obama is in his presidency. Like I said, he needs to let Biden off the leash. Conclusion = Asshole taken too soon.

                            Truman = Bombed the shit out of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, which won the war but was still kind of an asshole move.

                            FDR = Holy fuck was this guy an asshole. If you don't know, you should.

                            Woodrow Wilson = Was a white supremacist who loved Birth of a Nation. Fought World War I and screwed Germany over in the process. Big racist. Endorsed the Palmer Raids, Refused to meet Eamon De Valara, which is understandable but still kind of a dick move. A lot of bad shit went down on his watch. Conclusion = Asshole, and not the good kind either. Fuckin' asshole.

                            That is it.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by BudLeonard View Post
                              Let's go down the list of Democratic presidents in the 20th century. Going backwards:

                              Clinton = Charming, couldn't keep in his pants, cheated on his wife (the BEST part of his autobiography is when you learn hilary made him sleep on the couch in his private office for like four months like every other guy in America who cheated on his old lady). Comes from a lower-class background, stood up to his abusive stepfather, etc. Conclusion = moderate asshole, but still enough to get shit done. I kind of wish we had the clinton of today instead of the guy we had, though.

                              Carter = Peanut farmer and all around sunny nice guy. Did a lot for peace in the middle east, which means requires like a plus 5 in negotiation with a steel backbone modifer. Thought cheating on his wife meant looking at playboy. Conclusion = not an asshole

                              Johnson = Big asshole. Established.

                              Kennedy = Another big asshole, but one who didn't really know how to harness the power of his full assholeness before he got capped. I feel like this is where Obama is in his presidency. Like I said, he needs to let Biden off the leash. Conclusion = Asshole taken too soon.

                              Truman = Bombed the shit out of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, which won the war but was still kind of an asshole move.

                              FDR = Holy fuck was this guy an asshole. If you don't know, you should.

                              Woodrow Wilson = Was a white supremacist who loved Birth of a Nation. Fought World War I and screwed Germany over in the process. Big racist. Endorsed the Palmer Raids, Refused to meet Eamon De Valara, which is understandable but still kind of a dick move. A lot of bad shit went down on his watch. Conclusion = Asshole, and not the good kind either. Fuckin' asshole.

                              That is it.

                              Ha! What a load of semi-juvenile shit. It's like some kid tore through their Social Studies book and tried to draw connections where they felt suited.
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