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  • #16
    Die Hard 4 didn't suck because of it being PG-13.

    Die Hard 4 sucked because McClane was no longer the guy from the first 3 flicks. He was a superhero.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #17
      Having it be PG-13 did not help things either.
      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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      • #18
        I guess. But what killed it for me was the fact that he was doing shit no normal man could/would ever do.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #19
          Can anyone name an actual balls out action flick that was PG-13?
          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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          • #20
            The Bourne movies?
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
              Can anyone name an actual balls out action flick that was PG-13?
              All of the Bond movies I believe...also most of the awesome shit that came out in the 80's would be PG13 by today's standards...
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              • #22
                The only problem with this being PG-13 is that we won't get RAMBO type gore.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by B Grande View Post
                  All of the Bond movies I believe...also most of the awesome shit that came out in the 80's would be PG13 by today's standards...
                  That makes sense. But to have what looks like a Golan-Globus style flick with all of these action stars. It doesn't make sense not to have shit tons of explosions, bullets and blood.
                  "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                  • #24
                    I think it will have everything but blood...that's the kicker from what I understand...as long as there is no blood you get PG-13...that was one of the big problems with the AvP movies from what I recall.
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Vault Vanderhuge View Post
                      I hope this ends up being gay porn starring all of these dudes. The sound of action-nut heads exploding throughout theaters would be deafening.
                      So...Commando 2?
                      Me quick one want slow

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                      • #26
                        Shit, he's got a point.
                        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                        • #27
                          shit, I'd be thrilled if this turned into 'Commando 2: Gay Harder'
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                          Originally posted by gravedigger
                          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                          • #28
                            Hope Dan Hydea makes a return appearence.
                            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                            • #29
                              I mostly hold out hope that David Patrick Kelly shows up in a full body cast with a mingun strapped to his bed.

                              It won't happen, but I hope for the ludicrous.
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Jobe View Post
                                Well I'll be seeing it in the theater regardless.
                                Ditto
                                Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
                                Can anyone name an actual balls out action flick that was PG-13?
                                Sensing another colossal Ed-fail brewing.
                                "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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