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Brain Dead Radio Episode 90: Ain't No Skin Off My Butthole

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  • #2
    Michael Bay didn't do shit for Top Gun.

    He was a minor Art Dept asst on Raiders and Return of the Jedi.
    Plus, he directed a video for Vanilla Ice.
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    • #3
      yeah, I failed hard on that one. But redeemed myself by admitting I was super wrong.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
        And you were wrong about something as well later in the episode. SO THERE! hahaha
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
          And you were wrong about something as well later in the episode. SO THERE! hahaha

          Yeah, he was the PUSHING DAISIES NARRATOR! Fucked it up.
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          • #6
            hahah. that's what makes this place great. We want to be right all of the time and it never works that way.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #7
              Pain and Gain showed me Michael Bay is not cut out for anything but robot fart movies.
              Me quick one want slow

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              • #8
                I still enjoy The Rock dammit.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
                  I still enjoy The Rock dammit.
                  Don't we all?
                  "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                  • #10
                    Apparently not Russ.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • #11
                      Sick burn.

                      But yeah, not even he could elevate what was just the most tone deaf attempts at comedy. Michael is terrible at humor and always has been. He traffics in insultingly stupid stereotypes and tries for gallows humor when he hasn't the restraint to leave out the gore. What's worse is that he can't make any of it compelling with all the filters and camerwork in his toolbox. In fact, those tools work against him in every way with Pain and Gain.

                      It IS an exercise in ugliness that is utterly pointless. Just like most of Mike's work.

                      And fuck Marky Mark too. He's been doing Diggler-lite for years because he has the range of an AT&T phone and has been getting by for some reason.

                      Not to be a complete poop-party emcee, Ceej's impression of him is great.
                      Me quick one want slow

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                      • #12
                        I like Marky. The Funky Bunch needs to get more work though.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Captain Russ View Post
                          Sick burn.

                          But yeah, not even he could elevate what was just the most tone deaf attempts at comedy. Michael is terrible at humor and always has been. He traffics in insultingly stupid stereotypes and tries for gallows humor when he hasn't the restraint to leave out the gore. What's worse is that he can't make any of it compelling with all the filters and camerwork in his toolbox. In fact, those tools work against him in every way with Pain and Gain.

                          It IS an exercise in ugliness that is utterly pointless. Just like most of Mike's work.

                          And fuck Marky Mark too. He's been doing Diggler-lite for years because he has the range of an AT&T phone and has been getting by for some reason.

                          Not to be a complete poop-party emcee, Ceej's impression of him is great.

                          Mark Wahlberg is a South Boston thug who learned how to network, that's all. Michael Bay is something else.

                          That guy has created the closest thing to Nihilist cinema that we'll see in America. He is the product of crass commercialism by way of Western apathy given life in the back of an overpriced sports car.

                          He also knows how to frame a shot and brings back the director/cinematographer relationship that seemed to die in the 1950s.

                          Mark my words, we're about 15-20 years away from a serious reappraisal of the man's work.
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                          • #14
                            I love THE ROCK so much. I think it would be interesting if Bay restrained himself to that level again, just to see how it would look.

                            And how long the film would be.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
                              I like Marky. The Funky Bunch needs to get more work though.
                              Totes. It's the fact that he's a south boston thug that got to where he is that I appreciate.

                              Originally posted by gravedigger View Post
                              I love THE ROCK so much. I think it would be interesting if Bay restrained himself to that level again, just to see how it would look.

                              And how long the film would be.
                              THE ROCK starring THE ROCK: A MICHAEL BAY FILM *EXPLOSIONS HAPPEN HERE!!!*
                              "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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