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  • #916
    Kids would be better if they still had sticker books. Completing my Masters of the Universe sticker book remains the highlight of my life.

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    • #917
      They are too busy with the youporns, xtubes, and what not .
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #918
        Originally posted by BillyG View Post
        Kids would be better if they still had sticker books. Completing my Masters of the Universe sticker book remains the highlight of my life.
        OMG. SAME HERE.

        *gaystickerfist*
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #919
          Kids would be better if:
          - they weren't allowed to use cellphones until they were 15.
          - they weren't allowed to play MMOs until they were 15.
          - they had to go outside and play with low-tech toys (footballs, frisbees, etc) rather than stay inside and play video games.

          I hate kids.
          Originally posted by Martin
          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
          Originally posted by gravedigger
          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
          Originally posted by Martin
          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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          • #920
            Matt was beaten and robbed by a rabid pack of 8 year olds, who were playing MMO's on their cell phones.
            "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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            • #921
              while quoting The Fifth Element
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #922
                YESSSSsss
                "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                • #923
                  Originally posted by Matt View Post
                  Kids would be better if:
                  - they weren't allowed to use cellphones until they were 15.
                  - they weren't allowed to play MMOs until they were 15.
                  - they had to go outside and play with low-tech toys (footballs, frisbees, etc) rather than stay inside and play video games.

                  I hate kids.
                  Well they wouldn't be kids without succumbing to horrid temptations and peer pressure, now would they?
                  Me quick one want slow

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                  • #924
                    Every generation hates the new generation. LIFE.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • #925
                      I take it a step further and just hate everyone.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #926
                        My rebuttal in Murphyvision (at the 22 second mark on...everything else is inconsequential):

                        <iframe width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mkaXyhBK-mM?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • #927
                          IN THE FACE
                          Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                          Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                          POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                          • #928
                            Originally posted by Buffington Headcheese View Post
                            I take it a step further and just hate everyone.
                            Unless the kid appreciates my sticker collection and stinky goo in a can that gets stuck to fucking everything then the kid is beyond hope.

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                            • #929
                              Originally posted by Ari View Post
                              Whoa, I watched David the Gnome A LOT but I have no recollection of the last episode at all.
                              <iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6BNFNeGxsvg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
                              Originally posted by Ari
                              The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                              • #930
                                I see you have purchased a candyvan recently.

                                Congratulations, Billy. Now did you get the certified candyvan member® lyme discount?
                                Me quick one want slow

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