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Old 11-20-2011, 06:41 PM
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Pepperoncini. Preferably doused in bleu cheese dressing (although a good Italian or other vinegar based one can hit the spot on certain days). Every bowl of salad I ever have has to have at least 4 of them in there.
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Old 11-20-2011, 07:13 PM
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Lettuce. I have two hippie sister in laws who insist on using spinach knowing full well I can't digest it. Fuck them in their stupid hippie asses.
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Old 11-20-2011, 07:23 PM
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Protein. Without some good chicken or fish I don't really like salad.
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Old 11-20-2011, 08:31 PM
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Lettuce. I have two hippie sister in laws who insist on using spinach knowing full well I can't digest it. Fuck them in their stupid hippie asses.
Well, that's sort of the point. The cellulose cleans your colon. Unless you like bowel cancer...

But I agree with Bill, unless there's some chicken, fish, or shellfish in there, it is mostly just a requisite fiber pile.
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Well, that's sort of the point. The cellulose cleans your colon. Unless you like bowel cancer...

But I agree with Bill, unless there's some chicken, fish, or shellfish in there, it is mostly just a requisite fiber pile.
Oh, so you're supposed to shit WHOLE* fucking leaves of spinach? Well no thanks.


*chewed obviously but fuuuuuuuuuck that it still hurts my system point or no point.
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A salad just isn't a salad without being tossed by some dude in prison.
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I posted a similar question on my FB page, and it took about that many posts (but much less time) to get to the 1st "tossed salad" joke.

At least this one wasn't at my expense.
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cherry tomatoes. Love 'em.
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Preferably with Bacon, carrots and celery.
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What say you re: GRAPE tomatoes? Better than cherry tomatoes?
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Tonight's salad was a lettuce mix of endive, escarole, and romaine, with chopped red delicious apples, honey roasted almond slivers, and crumbled Gorgonzola cheese dressed with a raspberry pecan vinaigrette. I like textures.
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I like salads to be savory, for the most part (sweet tomatoes notwithstanding). So I'm not into the addition of apples/fruit or candies nuts. But that's just me.
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I'm with Billy and Russ - it has to have at the very least chicken, maybe some shrimp. If it doesn't, it's just a side dish. Add some meat, and that's lunch.
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That's why I like a good antipasto; lots of cold cuts, pepperoncini almost a given, and if you're lucky, some giardinera.
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Croutons.

Need that crunch.

Cheese

That entirely depends on the salad, but it's motherfucking CHEESE.



Lettuce ain't always necessary (see: Greek Salad).

And WTF is that trend with fucking FRUITS IN EVERY SALAD THAT'S NOT A DESSERT? It's cool for some salad to have a fruit to punch it up, but there's an overload right now.
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