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  • #16
    Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
    MY COLON IS AWESOME.
    Impressive... very impressive.

    Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
    LOOK AT IT :

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    • #17
      Martin's tip #1:

      Never cook bacon naked. Unless you like it hot. Down there.
      BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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      • #18
        Follow up to Martin's tip:

        Don't fry anything while naked
        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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        • #19
          http://forums.egullet.org/index.php?...a-thick-steak/

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          • #20
            Came.
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            • #21
              Jesus fuck a 60$ steak!

              I never had a 2" steak. Man, at that price, you'd better cook it right!
              BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
                Came.
                Twice.
                "DO. DO lots of cocaine. DO."
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Martin View Post
                  Jesus fuck a 60$ steak!

                  I never had a 2" steak. Man, at that price, you'd better cook it right!
                  I gotta tell you though, if it's cooked right, you taste every fucking penny. That's why I tend to let the pros do it, though.
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                  • #24
                    Here here
                    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                    • #25
                      I usually cook all my steaks like that, but not with the butter and creating a crust. Will be doing that next time.

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                      • #26
                        Now if you fuck up that steak, you get that one scene from Raging Bull.
                        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                        • #27
                          I just can't imagine taking a risk on cooking my own 60 dollar steak. I mean, I need to have a really really good reason to spend that much on one dinner item anyway, so if I tried to be fancy and fucked it up, or even just made it ok instead of mind bogglingly incredible, I'd punch myself into early senility.
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                          • #28
                            I agree with Chris - no way would *I* personally cook a piece of steak that was that expensive. Maybe once every couple of years, I'd treat myself to one that pricey, but it would be at a steakhouse.
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                            • #29
                              I'm also like Chris. I love cooking, but for a 60$ steak, I'd leave it to a pro. Not that I would ever pay for a 60$ steak, but still...
                              BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                              • #30
                                Like, really - I get pissed off at myself if I over-do a $7 steak.
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