Tarantino's Badassery

[Ed Hocken]

Couldn't we free up some money to have WETA handle this?

[Abraham Smashington]

Serkis is demanding too much unfortunately.

[Ed Hocken]

I didn't say we needed Serkis.

Hey, what if we got the guy who played Wikus and set it up that he ends up turning into Chris Miller?

[Abraham Smashington]

So basically we're talking about District 9 meets From Justin to Kelly with a dash of Irreversible? Interesting.

[Ed Hocken]

Exactly!

[Lisa]

Especially the From Justin to Kelly part!

[V]

Rherb, get your people to talk to my people. I think that between us, we can work up a salable pitch. I see nothing but 'go project' in our future...

if we add some gunfights and BJ's, that is...

[Timothy225]

Late to the party, but the only way to adequately capture Chris Miller for the screen is to go old school. Ray Harryhausen will come out of retirement and make a stop-motion model of Chris, whereupon he will fight a stop-motion cyclops and a hydra, as a live action Caroline Munro in a skimpy outfit runs across the screen screaming.

Of course, Hollywood being what it is, Chris will be portrayed by Robert Pattinson, so as to get that all important tween girl money. The cyclops and hydra will be replaced by Justin Bieber and a surly Shia LaBeouf trying to be metal.

[Chris Miller]

A rough idea of what our team is thinking.

See what happens when I don't pay attention to this thread? Unfortunately, I'm not able to rep rerb, someone please pass some love. Who are those little children around me?

Also, any biographical movie about me would be stop motion, Ala "A Town Called Panic", with my character represented by a plastic Krang Doll, voiced by none other than Robert Plant, all lines sung.

[Lisa]

I'm not able to rep rerb, someone please pass some love.

Got your back!

[Timothy225]

Also, any biographical movie about me would be stop motion, Ala "A Town Called Panic", with my character represented by a plastic Krang Doll, voiced by none other than Robert Plant, all lines sung.

(singing) "I am Miller, and I come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow!"

[Chris Miller]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Timothy225 again.

[V]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Timothy225 again.

Got your back...

[Abraham Smashington]

Updated:

[Chris Miller]

Aww, and I JUST changed my avatar...