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  • #16
    It was an act of domestic terrorism.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #17
      I say it was treason.
      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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      • #18
        Hmmm. Noticing that Rob and Ed both avoided answering the other question.

        *makes mark next to Rob and Ed* OWNS DILDOS
        We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
        - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #19
          I can ASSure you Barr, that I do not own a dildo. Now Rob has a girlfriend. So who knows what's going on in there.
          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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          • #20
            I make my own dildos out of plaster casts of my monstrous stalloneshoulder.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #21
              That's Hildo.
              Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
              Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
              POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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              • #22
                Holy lord, talk about throwing a hot dog down a hallway. How do you even stand up, Rob?
                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                • #23
                  The blood isn't always rushing to that head, Ed. Err, maybe it might be though. We are talking about Rob here.
                  We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                  - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • #24
                    Good point. Hell, if Rob has such items. They were designed by HR Geiger. And perhaps MC Echer.

                    Hell for all we know, Rob's bedroom may have a giant red neon cross above in ala Seven. Or has pine tree air freshners hanging from the ceiling, also in Seven.
                    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                    • #25
                      Guys, I think we're missing the fact that Rob just called his dick a "monstrous stalloneshoulder" thus creating the greatest slang term ever.
                      Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                      Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                      John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                      Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                      Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                      • #26
                        No no, I still stand by the phrase "The James Woods Effect".
                        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Ari View Post
                          Guys, I think we're missing the fact that Rob just called his dick a "monstrous stalloneshoulder" thus creating the greatest slang term ever.
                          I was proud of it. Now after I finish, I can gaze into Lesley's beautiful eyes and say: YOU'VE BEEN STALLOWNED!
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #28
                            Poor Lesley. Between IN THE SHED and STALLOWNED she's going for sainthood.
                            We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                            - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                            • #29
                              So Stallone has replaced Slatering it? Wow.
                              "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                              • #30
                                Better yet, have CJ pop outta the closet and say it in his Stallone voice with the strokey facial expression!
                                Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                                Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                                John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                                Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                                Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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