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  • #46
    Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
    You're right Ari. Although I don't know if that could apply to Schindler's list.
    Dude, come on. If BJS had shown up to fight the Nazis, the war would have ended minutes after it began.

    And I'm pretty sure Schindler's List has tits.
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    • #47
      yes, there were tits aplenty in 'Schindler's List'.

      And BJS or BJs should be in ALL movies.
      Originally posted by Martin
      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
      Originally posted by gravedigger
      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
      Originally posted by Martin
      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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      • #48
        Had BJS been in DOTD, it would have been in my top five films of all time.
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        • #49
          Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
          Had BJS been in DOTD, it would have been in my top five films of all time.
          No... it only counts for BJ's on film... not the ones you give while viewing the film.

          You should watch it again, sans cock. It might get your attention this time.

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          • #50
            The bookstore scene is a classic.

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            • #51
              Man, there are so many great bits in Top Secret. CHOCOLATE MOUSSE!!!

              C.M.: "Here drink this!"

              NEEK: takes a swig from the bottle, spits it out violently "What is this?"

              C. M.: "GASOLINE! HA HA HA HA!!" chugs bottle

              OR

              "GRENAUD!" (like Grenade, but with a ridiculous French accent)

              C.M. jumps on the grenade, everyone else blows up except him!

              Basically, anything with the French resistance is fantastic, as are many other parts of the film. The Omar Sherif bit was terrible, but it really picks up from there. Skeet Surfing, "WE LOVE YOU NEEEK!", the E.T. gag with the love interest, ALL GOOD.

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              • #52
                Matt, he is singing this set just for YOU, big boy!

                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWx5IC8GzFI

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                • #53
                  Oh man, I forgot about him trying to off himself while he's onstage! The noose, the gas oven and the railroad tracks just happen to be there! LOL!
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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Lewis View Post
                    Man, there are so many great bits in Top Secret. CHOCOLATE MOUSSE!!!
                    Everything with Chocolate Mousse is great. As is the bit where Du Quois brings in the dead pigeon and says "We have a traitor in our midst!" and Deja Vu says "I see you've dealt with him accordingly."
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                    • #55
                      Top Secret! is like a Mel Brooks film. Some gags fail and some kill.
                      Last edited by PHEDG; 03-13-2010, 11:45 AM.

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                      • #56
                        Like a recent Mel Brooks' film. I dare you to find anything in Blazing Saddles that doesn't work.
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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by wydren View Post
                          Like a recent Mel Brooks' film. I dare you to find anything in Blazing Saddles that doesn't work.
                          This x 100. The only scene I'm not in stitches in the bean/campfire.

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by BillyG View Post
                            This x 100. The only scene I'm not in stitches in the bean/campfire.
                            Hey, you've got to have a little sophomoric humor in there. It only stands out so much because everything else in the movie is so goddam genius. Even the stuff that appears to be stupid is intelligent when you take a minute and think about it. Makes me wonder what happened to the guy recently.
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                            • #59
                              I kinda hate the ending of Blazing Saddles in the same way I kinda hate the ending of The Holy Grail. "Hey, we don't now how to end this thing, so we'll throw in some half-assed meta-humour!".

                              Now, I realise I'm outing myself as someone who prefers Young Frankenstein and Life of Brian to the previously mentioned, but hey, Matt doesn't like Top Secret!
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                              • #60
                                I can't hardly watch Holy Grail anymore. Watched it waaaaaaaaay too much in high school.
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