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  • #16
    so hungry
    "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

    "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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    *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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    • #17
      You guys got any fried spotted owl, left?
      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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      • #18
        Sent a writer to an Earth Day event at FOX. I gave him a list of three questions to ask James Cameron.

        Question 1 isn't that bad, I'm scared that Questions 2 and 3 will get him beat up.


        Back to Earth Day proper, I'm going to try and run over fewer animals.
        My readers come to me for my thoughts and opinions. I've built myself into a brand


        Click here to visit AndersonVision!

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        • #19
          Originally posted by DON RICKLES UP IN THIS BITCH View Post
          Back to Earth Day proper, I'm going to try and run over fewer animals.
          Do. Or do not. There is no try.
          Originally posted by Martin
          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
          Originally posted by gravedigger
          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
          Originally posted by Martin
          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Matt View Post
            Do. Or do not. There is no try.

            I was in the Explorer yesterday, when I hit 2 squirrels back to back. Fuckers exploded.
            My readers come to me for my thoughts and opinions. I've built myself into a brand


            Click here to visit AndersonVision!

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            • #21
              Originally posted by DON RICKLES UP IN THIS BITCH View Post
              I was in the Explorer yesterday, when I hit 2 squirrels back to back. Fuckers exploded.
              pics or it didn't happen.
              Originally posted by Martin
              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
              Originally posted by gravedigger
              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
              Originally posted by Martin
              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Matt View Post
                pics or it didn't happen.

                I don't take pics when I'm flying down the road. I'm a responsible driver.
                My readers come to me for my thoughts and opinions. I've built myself into a brand


                Click here to visit AndersonVision!

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                • #23
                  More like /b/ day.
                  The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by DON RICKLES UP IN THIS BITCH View Post
                    Question 1 isn't that bad, I'm scared that Questions 2 and 3 will get him beat up.
                    "How bad did it hurt to get your ass handed to you by your ex-wife at the Oscars?"
                    "On a scale of one to ten how much Na'vi porn have you personally drawn in your life, and how much of it stars you?"
                    "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                    "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                    ~
                    *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                    • #25
                      Yo Lisa. Where do you want this truckload of Aquanet (in the aerosol can)?
                      We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                      - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                      • #26
                        Put them in the back of her new Hummer, Howard.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                        Originally posted by gravedigger
                        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Matt View Post
                          Put them in the back of her new Hummer, Howard.
                          Ugh. My fucking dad has an H2. He said it's an investment for his property. Everyone gives him shit because, while it's a comfortable and luxurious vehicle, it has zero fucking use. He got the "truck" style, but there isn't even a bed on it. It's smaller than the trunk on a Neon. You might fit 2, 3 bodies in there. You could get 12, neatly arranged, in an old Caddy. So everytime he needs to haul something out to his property, he has to call me to borrow my truck. And I always commence the "HUMMER IS FOR THE PROPERTY DERP DERPDURP" ball busting.

                          And now he says he wants to buy a SECOND one. Even though they are closing. I'm begging him to get a fucking King Ranch Super Duty Ford. He can haul/tow to his heart's content, and have an interior just as luxurious as his Hummer. The really funny thing is, when I bought my truck he was jealous because I have all the amenities as his Hummer, more so in a few regards, PLUS it actually has a function and utility. Oh, and I spent about $30k less on it.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by DON RICKLES UP IN THIS BITCH View Post
                            I don't take pics when I'm flying down the road. I'm a responsible driver.
                            Don't matter.

                            If you create a 'street treat', you have to take pics.

                            Now if you don't mind, I'm frying condor legs...

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                            • #29
                              "Brain Dead Radio: We care about the environment too. Promise!"
                              "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                              "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                              ~
                              *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                              • #30
                                I'm gonna take my time machine (which I left running on good ol' fashion oil instead of the new fuel replenishable fuel) and get some dodo eggs to fry for lunch.

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