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  • Leon The Professional

    Awesome fucking movie. I just saw it for the first time the other night. How did I go 19 years without watching this movie? Scooter, I'm blaming you.

  • #2
    Don't worry dude, I just watched it for my first time a few months ago. I went 28 years, you damn youngin!

    And the movie is a pure masterpiece.
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    • #3
      Totally. I saw this when it first came out and it blew my fucking mind. Oldman is too awesome.
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      • #4
        Agreed. Although the 12 year-old Portman made me feel like a criminal.
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        • #5
          I never got the "she's hot" vibe at all in this movie. AT ALL. I mean yeah, she dressed like a whore (thanks mom!) but otherwise, nope. Nada. Zilch.
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          • #6
            I did. I'm sick.
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            John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

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            • #7
              I just don't get it. Maybe it's because I was dating chicks at the time that dressed like goth/punk whores?
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Rob View Post
                I just don't get it. Maybe it's because I was dating chicks at the time that dressed like goth/punk whores?
                Those are good too.
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                Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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                • #9
                  and were legal. So yeah.
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                  • #10
                    Legal smeagel.
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                    John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Madcatz7 View Post
                      Awesome fucking movie. I just saw it for the first time the other night. How did I go 19 years without watching this movie? Scooter, I'm blaming you.
                      And how many time did I tell you to watch it???? I had it on VHS for christ sake!
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                      • #12
                        The movie's only been out for 14 years...epic movie. I'm happy to say I've been a fan since day one. And no, Portman was not hot in this...unless you like 10 year old boys.
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                        • #13
                          Exactly.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

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                          • #14
                            Not hot exactly but.......oh hell, I don't know. Strangley sexual for such a young girl. And it seemed legit.
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                            Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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                            • #15
                              She was cutely rapeable.


                              Wow, that sounds fucked up.


                              She was cute, and let's leave it at that.*


                              *Please, Chris Hansen, I'm only kidding here.
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                              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

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                              Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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