The Greatest WTF Lines In Cinema...

[Timothy225]

Also from Lethal Weapon!

Martin Riggs: What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here!

CRINGE! And fuck whoever put that horrible, soul-destroying line into the film!

[V]

Also from Lethal Weapon!

Martin Riggs: What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here!

CRINGE! And fuck whoever put that horrible, soul-destroying line into the film!

And all the fucking social commentary... 'Don't eat the tuna, they kill the dolphins!' or when he siphons gas in part 3?

'Ew! Exxon!'

Or the truck that jackknifes?

'I'd rather be dead than be caught wearing fur!'

Fuck you Dick Donner, and your champagne liberal sensibilities! Just fucking entertain me, you self-righteous douche. If you wish a rebuttal, I'll be at the PETA rally... grilling steaks.

[Matt]

That 'get the flock out of here' line always felt like an ad-lib to me.

The rest of that liberal message dolphin/Exxon shit? Yeah, get rid of it.

[Bobby Bear]

If parts of lines apply, I'm totally throwing in Diane Venora's "you sift through the detritus..." to Pacino in Heat. At first I kinda dug the fact that it was the kinda movie where someone would say "detritus", but time just makes it feel more and more like an egregious "my thesaurus is more extensive than yours" moment.

[Ed Hocken]

I'll allow it because she's high as shit and trying to be more intelligent then she is.

I mean, look at that post-modern house they have.

[Martin]

Alright.

Here's my favoite WTF exchange from a Seagal flick.

On Deadly Ground.

Here's the amazing 5 minutes sequence. A douche who humiliate a native american gets some teaching with the Master. At the end of the fight scene, my man Steven challenges Cupcake (the bad man) to a punitive game of hand slap.

The man, broken, shattered, get asked by Steven:

"What does it take to change the essence of a man?"

The man humbly respond: " I need time. To change. I need time."

Seagal's response: "Me too."

[V]

I'll allow it because she's high as shit and trying to be more intelligent then she is.

I mean, look at that post-modern house they have.

You should allow it because it emboosts your wordage, dingus...

[Timothy225]

Fuckin' On Deadly Ground. That ending, with the sensitive Seagal delivering his speech....

Gene Siskel compared it to a bad Billy Jack movie, and God bless him, he wasn't wrong.

[Matt]

Fuck, I remember paying to see 'On Deadly Ground' in the theaters. Embarrassingly bad.

[Ed Hocken]

I remember Roger Ebert being offended by On Deadly Ground.

[V]

Fuck, I remember paying to see 'On Deadly Ground' in the theaters. Embarrassingly bad.

"Hurt Box" bad? I was in pain just watching it on cable.

Admittedly, Billy Bob Thornton has the best lines in that movie.

[Timothy225]

I remember most of the planet being offended by On Deadly Ground.

[Matt]

I remember God weeping over 'On Deadly Ground'.

WTF was Michael Caine doing in this???

[Ed Hocken]

I saw a trailer for On Deadly Ground recently.

Michael Caine looked really waxy in that movie.

[Martin]

The movie is garbage. But that sequence alone is worth watching.