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  • A Tucker Motherfucking Max Movie.

    I just hope he gets totes wasted, brah at the premier party after this thing gets panned, and everyone shuffles outside afterward (to go home and set up an appointment with their psychiatrist) to find him dangling from the movie premier banner which he has hastily fashioned into a noose, garnering the only applause and cheering that happens throughout the entire miserable fucking evening.
    "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

    "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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    *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

  • #2
    Seriously, fuck this lying, misogynistic piece of shit.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #3
      Um, what the fuck??
      Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
      Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
      POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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      • #4
        I still have no idea who in the fuck this guy is?
        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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        • #5
          Oh. That guy. Heard the movie sucks.
          Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
          Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
          POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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          • #6
            Some fratboy douchebag that writes about his zany misadventures in analsex, drunken debauchery and more. But it's all so totally fake.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #7
              guh every time i see the title of this thread i think of that sappy book Tuck Everlasting

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              • #8
                http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/wan/1318325197.html

                Jesus christ.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #9
                  What the shit is that shit?
                  Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                  Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                  POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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