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  • #91
    I would begrudge Vin, or any man, nothing but the child stuff. That's just sick. But if a lady and a stallion, or a man and a melon, form a special bond who are we to judge?

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    • #92
      Goats on fire, eh?

      Hmmmm...

      *opens new browser window*

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      • #93
        Russ, what did you think of the flick?
        The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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        • #94
          Unworthy of such a fantastic name and all of the hype was unjustified.
          Me quick one want slow

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          • #95
            This is available for comcast customers with "ondemand." I don't care to see it but it may save you the trip somewhere Rob.
            "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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            • #96
              That's how I saw it.

              It may redeem itself in front of an audience that is "speaking in vowels" drunk though.

              Standing on its own two legs, it is a Saw movie at best.
              Me quick one want slow

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              • #97
                So HC3 is set to have a 500 person human centipede. Fucking dying at the thought of this.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #98
                  I just watched the 2nd one.

                  I mean, I just made an awful mistake and sat through 90 minutes of pure garbage.

                  Needless to say, I'm pretty much done with this series.
                  Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                  Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                  John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                  Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                  Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                  • #99
                    I don't expect this to be good, but I'm a competitionist dammit and I will watch the third one.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • Here, I have decoded what you really mean:

                      Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
                      The Human Centipede films are the only things that make my penis move nowadays.
                      Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                      Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                      John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                      Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                      Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                      • "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • A bus with a 40 person human centipede on board.
                          Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                          Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                          John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                          Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                          Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                          • I'm trying to figure out the logistics of how a 500 person human centipede would even work. From 3 in the first flick to 12 in the last - there's no logical progression. Why 500? Why that number?



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                            • I blame porn gang bangs. They skyrocketed from 12 to 60 to whatever the top number is now. Not that I know a lot about porn gang bangs or anything.
                              "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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