Avengers Assemble!

[Captain Russ]

I'm around I bunch of people who would be at home in an AICN talkback. Those kinds of douchebags.

Oh god.

My condolences.

[Abraham Smashington]

The only thing I hate is the geek who can have a pullbox and funds devoted to it, but can't be arsed to not smell like the taint of a dead aardvark when out in public.

Go back inside, wallow in your own filth all you fucking want, just be a little fucking courteous when you step out.

yeah.

[Captain Russ]

At my latest critique, two out of fifteen other people were guilty of such a crime. Pity quickly gave way to blind rage.

[BMichaelKrol]

Yeah, now you're getting it.

Bro.

[Anderson]

Relax guys, I'm just goofing on people to kill time.

However, to address your point, I have no problem with geeking out in public. I'm at the Marvel Movie Marathon for fuck's sake. But I'm around I bunch of people who, after listening to to their conversations, would be at home in an AICN talkback. Those kinds of douchebags.

The bro geek phenom is a real thing and I've been seeing them pop up more and more often. It's weird how the former aggressor personality has become merged with the seemingly victimized to turn into this beast of shit.

We had about four of them in our screening and they provided for a few laughs.

What I had fun doing was profiling the Fred and Wilma types at our screening. We had a few Shaggy and Velmas, but more Fred and Wilmas than I could count.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Whedon is openly taking all the credit for the script.

And you wondered why I thought he was a douchebag.

[Captain Russ]

And you wondered why I thought he was a douchebag.

No I didn't.

[Abraham Smashington]

Who wrote it?

[Captain Russ]

George Lucas.

[Abraham Smashington]

YES. That guy knows dialogue!

[Captain Russ]

Actually, Joss has screenplay credit, with he and Zak Penn being credited for the story.

I know there were uncredited punch-up writers and the like, but I really don't understand why Jamie is angry about a guy taking credit for work done. Seriously, you have a murderboner for the Fiveheaded Ginger King.

[Abraham Smashington]

That is true. And isn't Zak Penn the bald donkey fucker from Clerks II?

[Captain Russ]

YES. That guy knows dialogue!

"It's like poetry, they rhyme."

(I dislike what he's become but I can't help but laugh my ass off when I see that clip with him surrounded by his sycophantic production crew.)

[Abraham Smashington]

for sure.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I know there were uncredited punch-up writers and the like, but I really don't understand why Jamie is angry about a guy taking credit for work done.

Because he's a cunt saying it was all him when he knows it wasn't. Simple as that.