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  • Ari, I will pay for the fireworks...I want you to be ROBOJEW

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    Jesus christ....only person in the world to have them, and it's because he's a dumbass... Reschlonkulous.
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  • #2
    And then you can walk up and rip some mans testicals off!
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    • #3
      Dude, lets do this shit. I want to have my arms and legs blown off, and hell, lets blow off my penis as well.

      For new arms, I want everything Bionic Commando has, plus all the cool arms Mega Man gets after he kills his enemies.

      For my new legs, I want to be able to runs upwards of 150 mph, and I have to be able to jump at least 3 stories, and have limited rocket boosters, for hovering. Both legs should also be able to store weapons, Robocop style.

      And my new penis will be EPIC! I can make it whatever size I want it to be, increasing length and thickness down to the centimeter. But that's not whats cool about it. Think Tom Savani in From Dusk till Dawn, with his penis 6-shooter, excpet mine would shoot lasers, missles, napalm, acid, liquid nitrogen.

      Imagine the Chris Hansen moments I could bust out on pedophiles with a cyber schlong like that!
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      • #4
        Epic. Seriously epic.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #5
          It must suck to try and polish one off...your hands would make it feel like you have a perma-condom.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Ari View Post
            And my new penis will be EPIC! I can make it whatever size I want it to be, increasing length and thickness down to the centimeter. But that's not whats cool about it. Think Tom Savani in From Dusk till Dawn, with his penis 6-shooter, excpet mine would shoot lasers, missles, napalm, acid, liquid nitrogen.
            UMM.....OUCH....
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            • #7
              I still will pay for the fireworks.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

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              • #8
                I still want a cyber-cock.
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                Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                • #9
                  Ooh, can I be the hot shit FBI guy hot on the trail of Robo-Jew? A man who tries to work within the system. Kind of like Jim Gordon.

                  My greeting would always be "Heyyyy, Robo-Jew".
                  Last edited by Ed Hocken; 08-20-2009, 09:33 AM.
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