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  • Dwayne Johnson is......

    THE FUCKING TOOTH FAIRY BITCHES




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  • #2
    But it has Billy Crystal in the movie too! So conflicted.
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    • #3
      When was the last time Billy Crystal was funny?

      And Dwayne deserves better.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Rob View Post
        When was the last time Billy Crystal was funny?

        And Dwayne deserves better.
        Yeah, like that Riddler role you and Ceej talked about.
        "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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        • #5
          Oh man, Dwayne Johnson coming out wearing a green tank top and speedos with question marks all over them would be the highlight of any human's career.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by B_MetalSucks View Post
            Yeah, like that Riddler role you and Ceej talked about.
            fuck yeah man. Haha.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Rob View Post
              When was the last time Billy Crystal was funny?
              He really doesn't do movies anymore though. He has great comedic timing.
              We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
              - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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              • #8
                He was pretty awesome in Southland Tales.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ari View Post
                  Oh man, Dwayne Johnson coming out wearing a green tank top and speedos with question marks all over them would be the highlight of any human's career.
                  As was discussed on the cast. No overkill on the "?'s"
                  "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                  • #10
                    I just want him to "Rock Bottom" Bale.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Rob View Post
                      I just want him to "Rock Bottom" Bale.
                      Could you imagine the tirade Bale would let loose once he got dropped on his noggin by Johnson? I bet it wouldn't last near as long though.
                      "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                      • #12
                        Speaking of Batman, in the latest issue of ToyFare they interview Kevin Conroy and ask him about Bales voice in TDK. Even Conroy says that Nolan should have told Bale to dial it down. When the voice of Batman for nearly 20 years says it doesn't work, they better fucking listen.
                        Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                        Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                        John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                        Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                        Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Rob View Post
                          I just want him to "Bottom" for Bale.
                          I'd pay to see that.
                          We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                          - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                          • #14
                            Can we just make this the Rock appreciation thread?
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by BiG B View Post
                              Can we just make this the Rock appreciation thread?
                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzky0...eature=related
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