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  • Master Shake: The personification that diarrhea is a raging storm inside you
    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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    • Originally posted by Master Shake View Post
      I can't in good faith call what I ate a "pepper". That thing was God's wrath filled with cream cheese and deep-fried. My mouth was tingling, like I had put a taser in my mouth and set it to drive-stun. And that was only the beginning.

      To put it in perspective, I had a habenero popper afterwards. My mouth actually felt cooler after eating a habenero. That's how fucked the ghost chile is.

      My stomach rejected it and everything else I ate afterwards (which wasn't much, let me tell you) about 20 minutes later... into the passenger side of my car on the drive home.

      So yeah, if I had a single word to describe the bhut jolokia pepper, it would be "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ."

      Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go reenact the disaster scenes from '2012' in my toilet.
      Jesus. I remember the one time that I ate an entire habanero on a dare. I kept it down (thanks to pounding an entire bottle of orange juice immediately afterwards) but it created havoc in my intestines. NEVER AGAIN.

      Sympathies....you have mine.
      Originally posted by Martin
      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
      Originally posted by gravedigger
      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
      Originally posted by Martin
      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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      • I did learn something useful last night (y'know, besides GHOST CHILE = BAD): raw salted radishes calm down a burning mouth fairly well.
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        • I still want to try a ghost pepper.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • Cut to Rob being rushed to the ER due to a prolapse.
            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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            • nah, I can eat haberneros with no issue.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
                I still want to try a ghost pepper.
                As mentioned, it isn't the eating part that's gonna get you. You can get past that fairly quickly, especially if you have suitable beverages on hand. What gets you is when it comes out the other end. PAIN. CRAMPS. RAW. I don't ever need to go through that again.
                Originally posted by Martin
                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                Originally posted by gravedigger
                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                Originally posted by Martin
                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                • Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
                  I still want to try a ghost pepper.
                  Don't do it

                  Don't let my sacrifice be in vain
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                  • Forget it, Shake.

                    You might as well let the damage happen.

                    It's the only way he'll learn.
                    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                    • hurrbanero peppers
                      "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                      "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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                      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q1qAJKrFqs

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                        • So, having gotten my taste buds back finally, tonight I pan-fried a couple boneless pork chops that I had marinated in a mixture of olive oil, red wine vinegar, rosemary, chives, parsley, salt and pepper for three hours. After the chops were done, they went under the foil for five minutes while I took the pan off the burner and threw a handful of baby spinach in. A minute of tossing later, they went into the foil to rest with the chops.

                          Good shit, captain.
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                          • I've had nothing to eat since yesterday. feel bad
                            "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                            • Originally posted by Master Shake View Post
                              So, having gotten my taste buds back finally, tonight I pan-fried a couple boneless pork chops that I had marinated in a mixture of olive oil, red wine vinegar, rosemary, chives, parsley, salt and pepper for three hours. After the chops were done, they went under the foil for five minutes while I took the pan off the burner and threw a handful of baby spinach in. A minute of tossing later, they went into the foil to rest with the chops.

                              Good shit, captain.

                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                              • I am being served red beans and rice tonight with jalapeno sausage. Yeeeeeeeeeees.

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